kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Hello children! I’m Kaspar Hauser’s ghost and I’m here to tell you a good night story about my life*


*you might have to google the life of kaspar hauser to see how rampantly inappropriate that is

JeremyMallin, to HashtagGames
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar



Ebenezer, three ghosts will visit you this night…

"Three counting you or three more after you?"

Wait. Wut?

JohnnieMac, to HashtagGames
@JohnnieMac@mastodon.scot avatar


I died. What’s cute about that?

TechBean, to HashtagGames
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JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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bronakins, (edited ) to HashtagGames
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“Come out to the coast, we get together, have a few “haunts.”


[Sorry, I forgot the pic last night— watching baseball— multi-tasking not my thing.]
Caption not responding so I’ll post it here - Bruce Willis in AC duct in “Die Hard.”

JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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A poltergeist walks through a bar.
Bartender: What will you have?
Poltergeist: A Vesper, shaken not stirred.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
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“Baby, I’m Casper the friendly ghost. The Very friendly ghost.”



Tengrain, to HashtagGames
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“I might be dead, but you’re never going to feel more alive, baby.”



Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

“Baby, I’m gonna haunt your dreams.”



intothewestaway, to HashtagGames



The last thing I remember was asking: "What's this button do?"

JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
@JPK_elmediat@c.im avatar

I'll be seeing you
In all the old familiar places
That this heart of mine embraces
All day through

In that small café
The park across the way
The children's carousel
The chestnut trees
The wishin' well

... And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSzmuWImK7Q

dance_along_the_edge, to HashtagGames
@dance_along_the_edge@socel.net avatar

“Mrs. Muir was 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 friendly.”

JeremyMallin, to HashtagGames
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar



Why is Zelda Rubenstein telling me to go into the light? What light? What's this broad smoking?

DemocracySpot, to HashtagGames
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"Sir, this is a friend of Wendy's."

📷 One Hundred Witches (Tumblr) © Harvey Comics

TechBean, to HashtagGames
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That name no longer has any meaning for me.


Caillou GIF

TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar
intothewestaway, to HashtagGames
DemocracySpot, to HashtagGames
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar


"We're gonna Boo-gie Oogie Oogie till you just can't Boo-gie no more!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzwQSXe_Dro

Jason844, (edited ) to HashtagGames

No, we're not really the ghosts of humans. We are from another universe. This is the start of an invasion.



TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar

The Face of Boe they used to call me....



kulturhack, (edited ) to random
@kulturhack@mstdn.social avatar

“I’ll let you in on a secret.

Before my carefully cultivated image of being the world’s most friendly ghost, I took horrifying and gory revenge on the guy who murdered me. Full-bore Tarantino if I’m honest.

What?? Did you think I was born a ghost?”

EmptySet, to HashtagGames
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'I’m looking for "a lady in the street and a disembodied spirit in the sheet", if you know what I mean!…What does that mean, I died as like an infant or something.'

Tweetfiction, to HashtagGames

It's true, I am the ghost of Ritchie Rich.

madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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I wouldn't say I'm religious. I'm more what you call 'spiritual'.



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