Tweetfiction

@Tweetfiction@mastodon.world

Pragmatic Radical. #Trans woman and Riot Grrrl in training. She/Her. Very happily Married. Former #History teacher working in I.T. #music, #comicbook #geek. #Ukraine #Travel #Vinyl

Reviews:
"She's a total GrungeQueer™!" - The Eddie Show
"Lotta music makes sense when your pupils are the size of basketballs and you're sucking on a pacifier" - Jennifer
"That girl thinks she's the Queen of the neighborhood!" - Kathleen Hanna

HRT - Spiro April 8th. Estradiol on July 1st, 2023!

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mentallyalex, to random
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Black Friday sales start on Wednesday now?

Tweetfiction,

@mentallyalex They've been going on for weeks. 🙄

Tweetfiction,

@mentallyalex Oh lets just dump the whole thing and return to hunting and gathering.

Tweetfiction,

@mentallyalex Except I need hormones, can they be hunted and gathered? LOL

18+ Waitnwallflower, to food
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😋

Tweetfiction,

@Waitnwallflower When should I come over? 😋

WrenArcher, to random
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Wherein i decide to post a sappy, saccharine-filled, four minute infomercial for Mastodon and the Beige Party cuz it’s today is my one year on Masto day!

Don’t bother wasting your money on extra cheese. This is pretty dang cheesy right outta the box.

Love you all super bunchies to the moon and back!!!

(Transcript for deaf and hard of hearing in first comment)

Tweetfiction,

@WrenArcher Well I sure am glad you joined. I can't imagine this place, or this year without you. Yes, sisters. Imagine that. Happy Mastoversary, Wren Birdie! 💗

Tweetfiction,

@WrenArcher What a wonderful way, and voice, to start my morning with. 🥰 🥰 🥰

aaronmeyers, to random
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Happy New Comic Book Day Everyone!

Tweetfiction,

@aaronmeyers BWAHAHAHAH!! Happy comic book day, Aaron. 😂

Tweetfiction, to HashtagGames

I AM Victoria's Secret.


chad, to random

If aliens ever visited earth and wanted to take it over, they wouldn't need their advanced technology.
Imagine a broadcast from space announcing "I am the second coming of Christ! Swear loyalty to me and obey all instructions from the sky. Anyone who doubts is of the antichrist. Slay them in my name."
Humanity would tear itself apart.

Tweetfiction,

@thepoliticalcat @chad That number is a little closer to 3 billion, but regardless the solution is easy enough. Just broadcast the message in whichever version of Skydaddy each place believes in.

WrenArcher, to random
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Overheard a client talking to one of our employees about Thanksgiving.

"So you ready? Wait... do you turkey at your house or something mas ("more" in Spanish)... you know, de la gente. ("of the/our people")

"Oh yeah, we have turkey at our house."

Other employee, "We do to...

Then all in unison...

"pero con salsa."
🤣 🤣 🤣

Yep. I guess that's how La Raza gets their turkey on for turkey day. Maybe I'll call an audible and do turkey tamales. .

Tweetfiction,

@WrenArcher Turkey with salsa? This is brilliant! I can't stand cranberry sauce and the solution was staring me in the face the whole time! Viva La Raza! 😁

Tweetfiction, to random

Good morning, Fediverse! How are we all on this fine tuesday? Today's Jenn forecast is upbeat and optimistic!

Tweetfiction,

@LikeItOrLumpIt Yay! Let's do it! 🥰

Tweetfiction,

@Knaughty Yeah there IS that...but what can you do? I don't mind the cold...actually i lie I'm constantly cold now lol...but i just wish it wasn't rainy!

No no matter, we shall soldier on in an upbeat manner! ;)

Tweetfiction,

@Hey_Beth Oh? What's going on?

Waitnwallflower, to random
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Uh-oh, I find myself listening to 80s hard rock ballads 🎸🎶

Send help if I play Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

https://youtu.be/7pOr3dBFAeY?si=PFnW3kToFKgcuP0L

Tweetfiction,

@Waitnwallflower Oh no, is this my fault for pushing the Headbanger's Ball playlist on you? 😂

Tweetfiction,

@WrenArcher @Waitnwallflower 🎶Awooooo, a hoo hoo hoo!!! 🎶

Tweetfiction,

@Waitnwallflower @mentallyalex @WrenArcher I was more of a 120 Minutes girl, but I was known to watch both. Oh hey I have enough hair to headbang now! I just have to be careful that it doesn't fly off! 😂

Tweetfiction,

@mentallyalex
LOL yes! And Henry Rollins inexplicably guest hosting everything!
@Waitnwallflower @WrenArcher

aBirdieOnaWire, to random
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The 8th Circuit Court of appeals has 11 judges. Five were appointed by George W, Four appointed by Trump, one by Daddy Bush and one by Obama.

This! This is why we're losing our rights. The conservatives have beat the Dems in appointing federal judges. And they have beat Dems at the local level, specifically school boards which dictate what children do and do not learn.

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/8th-circuit-rules-private-plaintiffs-cannot-sue-under-section-2-of-voting-rights-act/

Tweetfiction,

@aBirdieOnaWire Yep, all this. They know there are more of us on the left, but we tend only vote in national elections. So they aimed low, and captured the low stakes local seats and state governments. Right under our noses. That's why we have to contest EVERY seat or it'll never change.

Tweetfiction,

@aBirdieOnaWire Of course, it seems like the SOBs at your state capital have a special hate on for all things Harris County, yeah?

Dani, to random
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Oh, uh, neat. My first unsolicited chaser DM on twitter. With some sort of image that the site didn't display because I don't know them. I'll... not exercise curiosity about that.

Tweetfiction,

@Dani I got one here a couple weeks ago. That dude was CREEPY looking. Like he was gonna bury me in the backyard when he was done. 😬

18+ Waitnwallflower, to random
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Every time I hear Brown-eyed Girl I think of the boyfriends, (yes, s, plural), that played or dedicated this song to me.
Hello. Hazel.
Did you ever really even look at me?
Also, be more creative.

Hazel eyes

Tweetfiction,

@Waitnwallflower I...may have done this. I may have also played it and changed the eye color. 🤣

Tweetfiction, to random

@Waitnwallflower this absolutely made me think of you. 😁

Waitnwallflower, to animals
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Buddy, is it really worthwhile to steal Floof's bed?

Tweetfiction,

@Waitnwallflower He looks comfy enough. 🤷‍♀️

Tweetfiction, to Netflix

I watched the first couple episodes of this, and it's definitely worth a watch if you liked the movie or the books, and yet doesn't exactly follow the plot of either! If anything I'd say it reminds me more of the comics, but it's definitely its own things with some twists!

And like back when I first read them, get some definite feelings from Ramona Flowers. sigh

Tweetfiction, (edited )

All the cast from the movie returned. It took me a little bit to get past the fact they're all a fair amount older and you can kind of hear it in their voices but you move past it quick enough. :)

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