BigJesusTrashcan, to random
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Root beer
Not root nor beer
Lawsuit inbound

nadiabcarmon, to HashtagGames

Any time you see a broken seal, and can't remember if you opened it...a piece of your memory has been erased.


morax, to HashtagGames
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They have exactly what you are looking for in the back. They just don't want to go get it for you.



jasondidner, to HashtagGames

I hear they're changing the expiration dates on the milk. Don't tell anyone you heard that from me. 🔐



ChrisPirillo, to random
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social avatar

you can only buy apples with apple pay

jasondidner, to HashtagGames

A friend of a friend told me Impossible vegan Taylor ham is coming to Jersey.




reay, to HashtagGames
@reay@mastodon.social avatar

Before stocking shelves, all employees must bow and pay homage to the gilded iconography of the Rat King.


jasondidner, to HashtagGames

A friend of a friend told me that olive loaf and head cheese are making a comeback.



JeremyMallin, to HashtagGames
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

Broccoli is hanging out in the holodeck again.

"Computer, end program." Lt. Barclay in the holodeck on Star Trek Tng GIF

emerybrooks, to HashtagGames

Checkouts are purposely empty during busy times so tired people coming off work eyes wander to the impulse buys like chocolate and chips while they wait.

meganmariehart, to HashtagGames
@meganmariehart@mastodon.social avatar

Soylent is organic.


meganmariehart, to HashtagGames
@meganmariehart@mastodon.social avatar

Next after self-checkout will be self-stocking.


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
@AnotherDayInHell@beige.party avatar

20% of deli meats contain sliced finger


sezduck, to HashtagGames
@sezduck@twit.social avatar


If you struggle with feelings of low-self worth, this can be solved by going to the nearest grocery store with a pro-LGBTQ display & making a huge scene by harassing the underpaid workers.

It’s Karen! (From Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

sezduck, to HashtagGames
@sezduck@twit.social avatar


ALL of the salsa comes from New York City. 𝙀𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 Pace Thick & Chunky Salsa!

Scene from old TV commercial with cowboys. “He gets his salsa from New York City.” “New York City!?”

midacre, to HashtagGames

Store brands are made in the same factories with the same ingredients as name brands by the name brands themselves. Pass it on.


sezduck, to HashtagGames
@sezduck@twit.social avatar


𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩!!

CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

in 2018 an alien invasion was thwarted by the same technology used to lock carts outside of the market’s perimeter.


NWBison, to HashtagGames

Never buy a snow-cone from the stall next to the fish counter.

sezduck, to HashtagGames
@sezduck@twit.social avatar


Self-checkouts are run by Skynet. Every item you scan brings us one step closer to Judgement Day.

DanS, to HashtagGames
@DanS@c.im avatar

If a Brussels Sprout rolls onto a produce misting nozzle overnight it’s a cabbage by morning.
rumors

JeremyMallin, to HashtagGames
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

The magazines are cheaper if you steal them from your doctor's office instead.

CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

That amazing flavor in Captain Crunch is ground up fairies.


JeremyMallin, to HashtagGames
@JeremyMallin@autistics.life avatar

None of the stuff in the checkout lanes is good for you—especially the tabloids.

CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

If you see John Lithgow in the market, it’s ok to think to yourself, hey, John Lithgow!


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