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AnotherDayInHell

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I'm a #Liberal in Florida and a working stiff who dabbles in satire. My humor is dark. I try to deliver hard truths in a humorous way. I will post about #politics, national and local. I will also boost funny content, non-political and pro. Do not fear my bluntness. Embrace it and don't take it personally. #hashtaggames are my means of release, and I may release quite a few. Apologies in advance.

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RickiTarr, to random
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What is this phase of coming out called?

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr it's the "I'm desperate for any kind of human contact" phase

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Beagle Nights

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh good, now Fox News cares about pollution and climate change!

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr only when it suits them. They are also anti-hate crime when they get caught airing one live 🙈🙉🙊

GrimmReality, to random
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I try not to judge people by appearance but I will admit that when the punk rock woman rounded the corner in front of me on a skateboard and smoking a cigarette, my immediate thought was "oh my god, be my friend."

AnotherDayInHell,
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@GrimmReality and that person probably looked rad while doing all of those things

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Warning: This delicious grain is a complete protein, and is converting South America a new Sahara.

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The State of California has found that consumers of this product are more likely to enjoy the smell of their own farts.

AnotherDayInHell, to random
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My coworker and I are enjoying some Ric Flair energy drinks this morning.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Joyous Noel, Mother,

I've made my list for Santa, and I sent out Christmas cards to all your friends just as you requested. Won't they be surprised when they see your festive greetings in their mailboxes! Surely Santa will look favorably upon me this year. I have been the best boy!

Indeed I have been good, Mother. Santa has decided to pay me a visit early this year. A lovely, young woman stopped by the motel today. I do hope you like her! She has beautiful hair and skin. Of course, nothing can compare to your perfect features, Mother! You are the Lord's angel of love and beauty. Still, I hope that you will allow me to become her friend. I believe she is nothing like that blonde harpy who patronized our establishment. You know I always trust your judgement without reservations or thoughts of selfish desire.

Mother, here's to another Christmas together. May it be merry, and may we both get what our hearts desire from old Saint Nick.

From your son, with love,

Norman B.


RickiTarr, to random
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Show me the most 80's thing you can think of!

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr I just saw this and I'm not sure if my audible response should be considered a guffaw or a howl 😂 Either way, I laughed really hard

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr This is the first thing to pop in my mind...

You really need to watch the YouTube video to truly get the 80s-ness

https://youtu.be/9hxFoCRhIzY?si=CcCT79USVNXgVhzP

AnotherDayInHell,
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@RickiTarr These weren't made in the 80s (that I know of), but they should have been.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Shotgun Safety Dance by Men without Derby Hats


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Ma ma ma my mint julep!


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Louisville State of Mind


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Lyin' Ass Mitch



https://youtu.be/YXMdoKw2aMI?si=3Lpz_mXSDfxpQtyZ

AnotherDayInHell,
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@TechBean 🤣

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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The Jets and The Sharks put aside their differences, and went into business together as above-ground-pool cleaning entrepreneurs. Their Sharkjet above ground pool pumps have made above ground pools a little less filthy, and their company parties are a lot less violent than dancing, knife fights.


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Salem's Sandlot


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Throw Mama from the Terror Train


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The Notting Hill Has Eyes


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Three Men and a Little Damien


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Meat the Parents

A young man's (Ben Stiller) first visit with his girlfriend's parents descends into wackiness when he accidentally stumbles onto the family's secret barbecue recipes. Will he impress dad and kiss the bride, or will he kiss the cook...goodbye?


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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There was this one time that some Mormon missionaries came to my door in the middle of a nasty storm. The rain was sideways, and lightning was whipping the sky. They asked if they could come in, and I really thought about it. I could practically hear the Final Jeopardy theme music. It still haunts me that I turned them away because I didn't want to let them in and risk hearing a sales pitch about the Book of Mormon and the LDS Church. If Hell exists, I am going there.



AnotherDayInHell,
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@Jason844 @Jeramee

If I had thought to prepare counter-arguments I probably would have let them in. Still, those missionaries were just kids. I want religious people to see that religion isn't what makes a person moral or kind, and I kinda failed there.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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Petty Officer Second Class's Hearts Club Band


AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames
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"T" is not for cookie
But I'll have a cookie with tea, yay!
"T" is not for cookie
But I'll have a cookie with tea, wee!
"T" is not for cookie
But I'll have a cookie with tea, oh!
Cookie, cookie, cookie doesn't start with "T"


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