Kind sollte in der 3.Klasse erklären, was #Mama von #Beruf macht.
„Meine Mama macht anderen Menschen Angst, dass ihre Computer nicht mehr funktionieren, wenn sie nicht vorsichtig sind.“
Take Two isn't my favourite song, and for ages I forgot this vote was still happening... #Mama and the long time voting does happen could be the problem. twitter X army just reminding everyone!
So the neighbor's daughter said my outfit was “so coastal grandma.”
Apparenly that is not only a thing but also a compliment.
This did not feel complimentary at all.
@ChrisHolladay@Skepticat
The first picture I've ever come across on Mastodon that says a lot without saying anything.
Let's have a competition for the best #alttext for this.
Can include anything that accurately describes a #hillbilly#mama but needs to provide enough to make a vision impaired person snigger and for extra marks, fart and scratch their crotch (if available).
#alt
Elderly female hillbilly invites well known criminal former president of the #Adirondacks to visit for 15 minutes. Seems she may be ready to throw together a dinner of roast skunk.
The inviter looks to be about 76 ( but it's more likely 23), and is wearing all white with black sharpie writing on her belly "trump boner garage" with an arrow indicating south of her belly button.
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🇺🇦 I wanted to write less often this year, so I could write articles like this : through two different Ukrainian series, #IaNadiya and #Mama, I discussed (and questioned) the role that fiction plays in the ongoing war.