Rose_On_Mars, 4 months ago to mst3k It's no wonder that "Space Mutiny" (1988/1997) is the favorite #MST3K episode among sapphics. It's got so many railings. #MomJokes
It's no wonder that "Space Mutiny" (1988/1997) is the favorite #MST3K episode among sapphics.
It's got so many railings.
#MomJokes
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InigoMontoyota, 6 months ago to funny in I am very angry. How can this be #momjokes, when it is clearly !dadjoke material. Fine, it’s a momjoke…still…
How can this be #momjokes, when it is clearly !dadjoke material. Fine, it’s a momjoke…still…
futurebird, 6 months ago to random How do you know it's a bad rainbow? Because it broke out of prism. And was just a light sentence... should have used the time to ... reflect. #jokeCrime #momJokes #punishment
How do you know it's a bad rainbow?
Because it broke out of prism.
And was just a light sentence... should have used the time to ... reflect.
#jokeCrime #momJokes #punishment
courtcan, 9 months ago to Parenting Fond memories of when I was pregnant and people asked me what we were expecting and I'd answer, "Well, Ed really wants a puppy, but I'm actually hoping for a velociraptor." #parenting #MomJokes
Fond memories of when I was pregnant and people asked me what we were expecting and I'd answer, "Well, Ed really wants a puppy, but I'm actually hoping for a velociraptor."
#parenting #MomJokes
kittencaboodle, 1 year ago to puns Me -- "Did you know you can't use beef stew as a password?" Boychild -- "Really? Why?" Me -- "It's not stroganoff." Boychild -- sigh #Puns #Homeschooling #DadJokes #MomJokes
Me -- "Did you know you can't use beef stew as a password?" Boychild -- "Really? Why?" Me -- "It's not stroganoff." Boychild -- sigh
#Puns #Homeschooling #DadJokes #MomJokes
I am very angry. (mander.xyz)
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