goinfawr, to random
@goinfawr@mstdn.social avatar

Tom Jones offers real Talking Reality Television Blues, or your money back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgdwZmWkXc

AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Terms & Condition Were In)


AutoVisionNews, to HashtagGames
@AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social avatar

Strawberry Fields Forever or Your Money Back


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
I understand
you got indecision
But I don't care
if you'll please just sign
Most people choose
the extended addition
All I want is your peace of mind


stevefelten, to HashtagGames
@stevefelten@mastodon.online avatar

Amazing Grace Period.

fmhilton, to HashtagGames
@fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

"Baby, you can drive my car under full warranty"


RachelA, to HashtagGames
@RachelA@mastodon.online avatar

🎶 We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full warranty is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run the terms and conditions
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and terminate you.
🎵

dannotdaniel, (edited ) to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
16 in the clip
and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about
to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' n yellin'
it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg's warranty
is with AllState 😱
🖐️ 🎤


justabaldguy, to HashtagGames
@justabaldguy@mastodon.social avatar

Love Will Keep Us Alive
*Void in NY, NJ, and RI.


dannotdaniel, (edited ) to HashtagGames
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

🎶
well I would drive 30,000 miles
and I would drive 30,000 more
cos the warranty tells me that will be
time to come back to this tire store

  • the pro-claimers


trz, to HashtagGames
@trz@ioc.exchange avatar

April is a cruel time
Extended warranty expires on the ninth
Engine sputters in the shade as I drive away
Someone says hey dude your exhaust is grey


andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

The only one who could ever reach me
(About my extended warranty)


andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
@andrewfeeney@phpc.social avatar

I would do anything* for love
*Terms and conditions apply


EmptySet, to HashtagGames
@EmptySet@dobbs.town avatar


"Owner of a Lonely Heart—the Original Owner, So You're Covered for One Full Year Against Any and All Defects in Manufacture and Damage Incidental to Shipping, but Not Damage Stemming from Accident or Misuse or Commercial Use"

evewrites, to HashtagGames
@evewrites@newsie.social avatar

You never give me my money,
You only give me your flimsy warranty.



CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

Paperwork Writer


seanpatrickphd, to HashtagGames
@seanpatrickphd@mastodon.social avatar

The Man Who Sold The World Did Not Guarantee Its Quality Or Longevity


TechBean, to HashtagGames
@TechBean@mstdn.social avatar

We Broke This City

chestas, to HashtagGames
@chestas@aus.social avatar

Burning Down The House (for the insurance pay out)


cindyweinstein, to HashtagGames
CardboardRobot, to HashtagGames
@CardboardRobot@mstdn.social avatar

I fought the fine print and the fine print won


chestas, to HashtagGames
@chestas@aus.social avatar

Get Back!
Get Back!
Get back to where I bought you from!


sharpgrain, to HashtagGames
@sharpgrain@mstdn.social avatar

Save a Prayer (And Your Receipt) - Duran Duran


kulturhack, to random
@kulturhack@mstdn.social avatar

“Breaking Glass,” Leaks, Cracked Foundations, Broken AC—It’s all covered with a David Jones home warranty!

—David Bowie

Calgarygirl2023, to HashtagGames
@Calgarygirl2023@mstdn.social avatar

(Don't Fear) The Refund

Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Audio) / BlueOysterCultVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

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