@lilithsaintcrow Let me ruin Disney's Aladdin for you! In the song "A Whole New World," replace every occurrence of the word "eyes" with "thighs" instead. #youreWelcome
Crazy how you can see your nose the whole time, but your brain normally blocks it out. Walking around, doing your thing? Big old nose in the middle of everything. Oh you're having sexytimes? Not with that massive shonk in the way eh.
Now look, you tripped over something. Not surprised with that honking hooter in the way of your vision. Hoooonk. #YoureWelcome
Dumb thought Friday. When reading out loud, instead of saying “semicolon” when you encounter one, don’t skip saying it, but instead say “colostomy bag”.
I got the idea for this from a friend whose Dad had a colostomy bag and referred to it as his “semicolon”.
Today was the day that I found the line in the #Xen#Hypervisor docs which explains how to get decent I/O performance in guest OS's which are I/O heavy (e.g. CI servers).
TLDR; sudo xl sched-credit2 -d Domain-0 -w 512
It's only slightly annoying that the Xen docs are incorrect (they refer to the old schedule credit system which isn't the default any more), and their Wiki seems to not allow account creation to submit an edit.
When NATO and the Anglo-Saxons finally conquer Russia, they will force its inhabitants to say "Parent 1 land" and "Parent 2 land" instead of Motherland and Fatherland. I'm sure of it.