lilithsaintcrow, to random
@lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com avatar

Shuffle Play starting me out with Plastic Bertrand this morning; it’s gonna be a busy day.

curtiscchen,
@curtiscchen@xoxo.zone avatar

@lilithsaintcrow Let me ruin Disney's Aladdin for you! In the song "A Whole New World," replace every occurrence of the word "eyes" with "thighs" instead. #youreWelcome

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…

darthdzl,
@darthdzl@mastodon.world avatar

@dgar
Tme after time? 😁

essjax, to random
@essjax@essjax.com avatar

Crazy how you can see your nose the whole time, but your brain normally blocks it out. Walking around, doing your thing? Big old nose in the middle of everything. Oh you're having sexytimes? Not with that massive shonk in the way eh.
Now look, you tripped over something. Not surprised with that honking hooter in the way of your vision. Hoooonk.

argentini, to random

The acronym GUID is not pronounced "gooey ID". It's pronounced "goo-id".

simplenomad, to random
@simplenomad@rigor-mortis.nmrc.org avatar

Dumb thought Friday. When reading out loud, instead of saying “semicolon” when you encounter one, don’t skip saying it, but instead say “colostomy bag”.

I got the idea for this from a friend whose Dad had a colostomy bag and referred to it as his “semicolon”.

paul, to random
@paul@status.kinlan.me avatar

Github gets me.

alsutton,

Today was the day that I found the line in the #Xen #Hypervisor docs which explains how to get decent I/O performance in guest OS's which are I/O heavy (e.g. CI servers).

TLDR; sudo xl sched-credit2 -d Domain-0 -w 512

It's only slightly annoying that the Xen docs are incorrect (they refer to the old schedule credit system which isn't the default any more), and their Wiki seems to not allow account creation to submit an edit.

#YoureWelcome

derekcslater, to random

Wine made from beans: Pinto Noir

Musical instrument that gets French people to agree with you: D'Accordion

Caramel-coated rooster combs: Chicken Nougats

I'll be here all week or until Elon Musk buys Mastodon.

kevinrothrock, to random

When NATO and the Anglo-Saxons finally conquer Russia, they will force its inhabitants to say "Parent 1 land" and "Parent 2 land" instead of Motherland and Fatherland. I'm sure of it.

mmm,
@mmm@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@kevinrothrock "Parent 1 & 2"? So hierarchical, ie sexist. You mean Parent X & Y.

ThisWeekInThe90s, to random

Watched almost the whole of the 1993 Eurovision yesterday as research for the next newsletter.

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