When it comes to female artists, we really haven't learnt, have we?
2021: Yay! Britney's free! Gees, we were kinda (collectively) arseholes to her, weren't we? We'll never be so nasty and cruel to a female artist again.
2022: Did you watch the Janet documentary? The way Janet took the blame for the Superbowl incident while Justin was protected was just so racist and misogynistic. We'll never be so nasty and cruel to a female artist again.
2024: Taylor Swift plotted with the White House, the Deep State, and the NFL to rig the Superbowl! It's totally not cool to post the whereabouts of Elon's private jet, but Fox News will gladly report on the emissions from Taylor's.
If Britney Spears' Toxic was Written for Sonic The Hedgehog 2
By BitBlitz
The taste of your chaos emerald,
You're toxic, half-pippin' runner,
With a taste of your bonus special stage,
I'm addicted to rings,
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Sorry #BritneySpears, but seems like sales aren't everything - since fulfilled personal life and smart business decisions (bank account balance) speak in favor of #Xtina