Bytemeister

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Bytemeister,

Here’s the real problem. Guns are basically dangerous tools, and should be treated as such. Instead, they have a cult of personality. I’ve got no problem with people owning knives and hammers, but if some dude has a bunch of pro-knife, and pro-hammer stickers on his car, joins the knife and hammer Association of America, regularly shows up to angrily protest restrictions on where you can carry knives and hammers, walks around with a concealed knife and hammer at the mall because a box or nail could be around any corner… I might start to think that nut job should not be allowed to have a knife or a hammer.

Bytemeister,

I don’t want a smart (insert household device here) I want a dumb device that simply reports it’s status to and accepts commands from a computer. Put all the smart shit in one thing and control multiple devices from a single interface.

There is no reason why my oven or laundry machine needs enough computing power to land a man on the moon.

Bytemeister,

You must think us Americans are just really stupid because we still use imperial, and violent because we’ll only modernize our units for weapons, but you’re wrong.

We also use metric units for dispensing soda, and measuring engine displacement.

So we’re fat and we’re obsessed with cars too!

Bytemeister,

Oh, it’s not the country. It’s a small group of corporations aggregating, selling and losing your private data without your consent or opt-in, in order to determine how likely you are to keep your word and pay back a loan.

Bytemeister,

Sometimes the gal can be racist. My friends tried to hook me up with a cute lady who had an amazing accent. Turns out, she was south-african and very quickly let me know that ending apartheid was a mistake because “some people just can’t prepare for modern life”.

Noped right the fuck out of setting up that date.

Bytemeister,

I say let them leave, make PR the 50th state, and then immediately invade Texas and turn it into a territory of the US.

Bytemeister,

Someone in Texas should propose a law that makes rape punishable by life in prison, minimum, and failure to pay child support punishable by chemical castration (it’s reversible). Watch these fuckers go to the mat defending a rapist’s right to get off without major consequences.

Bytemeister,

Because you are only seeing part of the chart.

Bytemeister,

Been in this kind of dental pain. You’d pull the tooth long before you’d consider drillin’ n fillin’ it yourself.

If anyone is in this pain, you should know this…

1: Don’t ignore it. It won’t go away, and there is usually an infection that can spread to your jaw or other teeth. It needs to be taken care of by a professional ASAP.

2: You can take an NSAID with a Non-NSAID pain reliever, and it is just about the only thing that can relieve this pain. Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen were my only relief while waiting for my dental appointment.

Bytemeister,

Disinformation has a body count. Don’t forget that when people play it off as “an easy mistake” or “alternative facts”.

What Are Your Favorite Hidden Gem Android Apps?

I’m sure there are countless apps out there that are incredibly cool, interesting, or useful, but just haven’t hit the mainstream yet. Maybe it’s a productivity tool that’s boosted your efficiency, a unique game that’s kept you entertained for hours, or a niche app that’s catered perfectly to one of your hobbies or...

Bytemeister,

Physics Toolbox Suite.

Most phones today contain a powerful array of sensors, and almost all of them are locked from easy access by the user. Physics Toolbox has functions that allow you to get the raw data from almost every sensor in your phone. It’s the only “tool” app that I can honestly say I’ve used as a tool. It has a sound intensity functions which I have used to determine if hearing protections is needed, and I’ve used that feature to diag a bad mic pickup due to an ambient white noise machine. It can give you the signal loss for a WiFi connection, very handy for troubleshooitng wireless access points.

Other features, magnetic field detection, tone generator, color matcher, g-force and rotation output, raw GPS view and more. All of these are available on the free version, but I actually use this app so much that I sent the 2 or 5 bucks to the dev mainly just to support them. The paid version also lets you export the sensor logs to a .csv file so you can view that data on a computer.

It really turns your phone from a glorified Lemmy portal into the cool future tool it was meant to be.

Bytemeister,

Turkey is cheap, and can be cooked a variety of ways. It’s an amazing food source. Last year I brined a turkey breast for Thanksgiving, this year I’m doing a lemon-herb butter rub.

Before cooking my own turkey, it was just whatever my grandparents or inlaws made for thanksgiving, and it was usually dry and bland. You can do better and you should do better. That bird died for you, and you have a duty to make it delicious.

Bytemeister,

Bruh… That’s republicans, always has been.

Bytemeister, (edited )

Empty rental properties should be taxed at their rental rates, regardless of if there is a tenant in them or not. Wanna rent out slums for 1700 a month, well, you aren’t going to pay taxes on that property like the 90k shithole that it is.

To go a little further, if you’re listing a house, you should pay taxes on it monthly based on the list price. Seen way too many shithole with a fresh coat of paint hiked 150k above their actual value.

Bytemeister,

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

Bytemeister,

Right, and giving up alcohol won’t cure all liver disease, but it sure does help with suicide bombers drunk driving.

Bytemeister,

When ever the “free Bible lesson” people tell me that my partner and I should have kids at our age, I tell them “Fuck off. My partner has a medical condition thay increases their risk of a complicated and life threatening pregnancy, and since your group forced their religious beliefs about terminating a pregnancy on EVERYONE, we cannot responsibly and safely have children before we are too old.”

Bytemeister, (edited )

Never forget? In some states it’s downright illegal to teach kids that complex, sophisticated and civilized societies existed here before white people showed up.

Bytemeister,

Yep. My last landlord did this. Kept half of our deposit. Said that our rabbits damaged the carpet, and that we didn’t clean it.

Well that didn’t sit well with me, since my rabbits can’t ingest synthetic fibers, or they’ll fucking die, so we militantly kept the off the carpet. Also, I was scrubbing the damn baseboards of that shithole at 2AM, like hell I didn’t clean it.

So I went in and complained, asked for photos and a description of the areas that weren’t cleaned, and the damaged carpet. Leasing company said that it was a mis-entry in their system and they would correct it. 2 days later I get a check for the deposit… and half of it is missing. Reasons for withholding : Standard cleaning fees, and pet treatment. So again I go and ask them, What the actual fuck. They said it was standard, everyone pays it.

So I pulled the pet addendum, no cleaning fee for small mammals (as in, not a cat or a dog) and, per the law in my state, the landlord is not allowed to withhold any part of the deposit for normal wear and tear and standard procedures. And… there was no mention of this in the lease that we both signed.

So I send them back a letter breaking down the language of the lease, the law, and advised that I will get my full deposit back, or I will seek damages for them unlawfully withholding my deposit. I also advised them that a small claims court could force them to produce records of all the other tenants they pulled this shit on.

They wrote me a check right there.

Bytemeister,

Thats a big statement from a guy who skipped Independence Day to fuck off in Russia with Putin.

Bytemeister,

Lotta talk in here about free speech that seems to be missing the point.

The right for someone to spew hateful rhetoric freely does not supercede my right not to tolerate it. The first amendment does not give the hate monger, nor the englightened centrist immunity from the social consequences of their public opinions.

Bytemeister,

Nah. Most brain dead thing it does is when you search for something, and it brings up no results, so you remove the last letter and your results pop up.

Bytemeister,

Section 3.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Sounds like she should be removed from Congress.

Bytemeister,

Yes, they have a lot of guns. On the other hand, we’ve had to tell them, at least twice in my lifetime, not to drink bleach to cure diseases.

They won’t last a week.

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