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Crackhappy

@Crackhappy@lemmy.world

Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

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Some people don’t wipe at all. Bidet gang represent!

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Your “eyes clothes” typo was so unexpected it got me good. I couldn’t stop giggling for a solid minute. My partner asked me what was so funny and I gasped out “eyes clothes” and she just sighed and walked away.

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That’s both titillating and disgusting. Bravo.

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I have sent him a few letters already, and will not plan to stop. I have also told Obama the ways I was disappointed in him.

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I’ve been working for 30 years, never seen a 9-5 job.

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I got my eyes checked by a doctor, for the glory of the empire!

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Yep. I never post about my kids online, and never have. I will share photos and news directly with my own family over email, or our private discord server, but that’s it. I also forbid my family from talking about me on social media other than in generic terms.

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Yes. Such a pain in the a$$ to get the family to switch though. I use Matrix myself all the time.

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This is precisely how my grandfather died. The VA knew he had severe dementia but weren’t paying attention and he wandered away and ended up passing away. My family sued the VA, not for money, but for them to tighten up their rules about dealing with veterans with dementia. We won, although I’ve never followed up to see if there was any significant impact from the rule changes.

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Huh. What about piss? Like if you pee in your own mouth directly, is that less disgusting?

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Hell yeah! My love for Trump goes so deep that I’ll vote Biden to show exactly how far I’ll go for the bestest President there ever was.

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So… Exactly what Biden is doing.

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He’s not a loudmouth liar, but he’s pretty much in the same deep pockets as Trump. Changing our FPTP voting system is vital to getting rid of this two party system.

I got a new phone, with all the same accounts, but cannot restore my previous lifetime purchases from sync. I'm not sure how to rectify it.

Edit: I’m pretty sure that I made a mistake here, in that I tried to use my main credentials to sign in and transfer, but I actually bought the lifetime on a different account. The likelihood that I confused myself with my paranoia is likely high.

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I know it’s copy pasta, but can you please swap out reddit for lemmy?

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I don’t know but I feel like this photo is begging for a caption contest.

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The actual plane is in a museum in McMinnville, Oregon. Right next to a water park made out of an airliner.

I actually appreciate some details of Star Trek: Discovery

At first, when I watched it, I thought it was absolutely ridiculous that Starfleet engineers built spark and flame generators into the Discovery’s bridge, but thinking about it, given that you have inertial dampers and other things that minimize or completely eliminate the physical feeling you would receive from the ship...

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