DocAtCDI

DocAtCDI, 8 months ago to random

Recently I bumped into the guy who sold me my antique globe

It’s a small world.

DocAtCDI, 8 months ago to random

I turned suddenly to my son and said: Name two pronouns! He panicked and yelled back: Who? Me?

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

Some ATMs charge you $2 for cash withdrawals, then have the audacity to tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed.

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

I wanted to watch the world origami championship on TV but it was only on paper view.

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

I love raising caterpillars as pets. It always gives me butterflies.

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

Who stole the soap from the bath tub?

The Robber Ducky

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

What color socks do bears wear?

They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

DocAtCDI, 9 months ago to random

My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour. He was a danger to himself and udders.

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a MANWICH is a meal!

--Jeffrey Dahmer

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

As a kid I was teased because I didn’t know how to spell ‘Armageddon’ - not like it’s the end of the world.

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

Random thought:

I bet Do not touch is a scary thing to read in braille.

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

My girlfriend kept saying I should treat her like a princess.

So I forced her to marry an old guy she’s never met to secure an alliance with the French.

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

United Airlines is now flying to the Arab world

They're giving big discounts to Arab royalty

The prince of Kuwait flies to London for 25% off

The Sudan Emir flies to New York for 20% off

The King of Qatar 30% off

according to @mark_matranga

These are the United Arab Emir rates

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

I found out why Toblerone is triangular today.

So it fit's in the box.

Obvious really, when you think about it!

DocAtCDI, 10 months ago to random

Why havent Aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... Only 1 star.

futurebird, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to random

How long will USB-C be the most common & standard connector for consumer electronics? (there can be updates to voltage and protocols, but it must be backwards compatible to what we have now)