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DocAtCDI, 14 hours ago to random Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter? Because he had a great fall.
Why was Humpty Dumpty optimistic for winter?
Because he had a great fall.
DocAtCDI, 4 days ago to random What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code.
DocAtCDI, 6 days ago to random I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like theyre supposed to be.
I have CDO.
It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order.
Like theyre supposed to be.
DocAtCDI, 6 days ago to random YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT. YOU JUST NEED TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY.
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE PERFECT. YOU JUST NEED TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY.
DocAtCDI, 12 days ago to random My girlfriends cellphone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, Were breaking up, the call ended. it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
My girlfriends cellphone service sucks! Eight days ago she said, Were breaking up, the call ended.
it's gone straight to voicemail ever since.
DocAtCDI, 13 days ago to random My son was playing computer games again so I said When Abe Lincoln was your age he was studying books by the light of the fireplace He thought for a moment and said When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States Thats when I told him he was adotped
My son was playing computer games again so I said
When Abe Lincoln was your age he was studying books by the light of the fireplace
He thought for a moment and said
When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States
Thats when I told him he was adotped
DocAtCDI, 15 days ago to random Why didnt 4 ask out 5. Because he was 2²
Why didnt 4 ask out 5.
Because he was 2²
DocAtCDI, 17 days ago to random Manager: Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant? Me: I bring a lot to the table.
Manager: Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?
Me: I bring a lot to the table.
DocAtCDI, 18 days ago to random A fork will appear in the road that will lead you to your journeys end. Till then.. may the fork be with you.
A fork will appear in the road that will lead you to your journeys end. Till then.. may the fork be with you.
DocAtCDI, 18 days ago to random Lazy People Fact #562728943 You were too lazy to read that number.
Lazy People Fact #562728943
You were too lazy to read that number.
DocAtCDI, 22 days ago to random I have twin sons and now regret I didnt name them Rules And Regulations, or Hit And Run, or Law and Order or.....
I have twin sons and now regret I didnt name them Rules And Regulations, or Hit And Run, or Law and Order or.....
DocAtCDI, 22 days ago to random If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia? Cow eight
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia?
Cow eight
DocAtCDI, 22 days ago to random Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? same with the Virgin Isles Not One Canary there Either
Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? same with the Virgin Isles
Not One Canary there Either
DocAtCDI, 22 days ago to random What do you call a man who cant stand? Neil.
What do you call a man who cant stand? Neil.
DocAtCDI, 23 days ago to random They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility. If only they could see me now.
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
DocAtCDI, 24 days ago to random I have a fart joke but it stinks so I guess I have to
I have a fart joke but it stinks so I guess I have to
DocAtCDI, 26 days ago to random Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me -foursome request Will, you marry me - Timetravler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself Punctuation, it's THAT important!
Will you marry me - Proposal Will, You, Mary, Me -foursome request Will, you marry me - Timetravler spoiling the future Will you, Mary me - Cavewoman Introducing herself
Punctuation, it's THAT important!
DocAtCDI, 27 days ago to random Soulja boy is not a soldier Dr. Dre isnt a Doctor Adele a computer either!
Soulja boy is not a soldier Dr. Dre isnt a Doctor Adele a computer either!
DocAtCDI, 28 days ago to random I made a new drink. I call it Trump Kahlua-sion. It is a White Russian with a twist.
I made a new drink. I call it Trump Kahlua-sion.
It is a White Russian with a twist.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random Writing poetry about cats is purr verse.
Writing poetry about cats is purr verse.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random ME: I’d like to return this CLERK: Sir, we don’t sell… VCRs from the 90s? ME: I bought it here CLERK: At Old Navy? ME: stamping foot This used to be a Radio Shack! CLERK: ME: Store credit, then?
ME: I’d like to return this
CLERK: Sir, we don’t sell… VCRs from the 90s?
ME: I bought it here
CLERK: At Old Navy?
ME: stamping foot This used to be a Radio Shack!
CLERK:
ME: Store credit, then?
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random What do we want!? HEARING AIDS!!! When do we want them!? HEARING AIDS!!!
What do we want!?
HEARING AIDS!!!
When do we want them!?
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random Doughnut. Now theres a word that I really like - it just has a certain ring to it.
Doughnut. Now theres a word that I really like - it just has a certain ring to it.
DocAtCDI, 1 month ago to random My pony caught a cold. He’s a little hoarse.
My pony caught a cold. He’s a little hoarse.