HamonWry

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

I joined Mastodon last November and since then I’ve blocked fewer people than I would have blocked on the dead bird site while finishing my first morning coffee on a Tuesday.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

At the rate that we’re going in America, every day of the year will be a future anniversary of a mass shooting.

#GunControl #massshooting

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Have I got amazing paws, or what.

#Caturday

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

The trouble with being miserable all of the time is that you could be having fun and never know it.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

A failed CNN town hall is what happens when you fill the room with pro-Trump, MAGA crisis actors.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

The dead bird site has selected a new CEO, but little will change as long as the Musky stench of Elon lingers.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Everyone I meet gets my respect.

It’s up to them to keep it.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Of course Ron DeSantis is banning text books and gutting the education system in Florida because only idiots and the uneducated would vote for today’s Republican Party.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

All freshly scrubbed and ready for bed.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Drag shows are the only place on Earth where you can be both a King and a Queen.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

I wish I could raise my debt ceiling.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Let's keep in mind that the rightwing denial of a killer who slaughtered 8 in a Texas mall could possibly belong to a Nazi hate group because he's Hispanic is a in itself a racist defence of those groups.

The right seems more interested in defending their Nazi base than condemning gun violence.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Why hasn’t the US government sued the former guy in a civil suit for the damages he caused at the Capitol on J6?

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Ted Cruz is a wanker.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Thoughts and prayers never stopped a bullet.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Laughter is the best medicine.

Ask your doctor if Laughter is right for you.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

#Coronation #KingCharles

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

The former guy claims the word 'swooned' is a nicer way of saying 'f*cked'.

After watching the former guy's deposition from the the E Jean Carroll defamation/rape trial it's obvious that he's pretty much swooned.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

I'm predicting that we'll have an AI President by 2050.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Putting a homeless guy into a chokehold for 15 minutes isn't self defence.

Just saying.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

I read a lot of fiction these days because the reality in America has become so absurd.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Sorry I disturbed you, dude. I figured if you could sit in a crowded Starbucks using your speaker phone you wouldn’t mind if I cranked up my bagpipes.

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

There have been 192 mass shootings in America so far this year ... 192.

WTF, America?

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

It’s amazing that people want to read my toots.

What is our society coming to?

HamonWry, 1 year ago to random

Who me?

Just bracing for all the 'May the Fourth be with you' toots coming tomorrow.