MariaTheMartian

markarayner, 10 months ago to Cat

There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #murdercat #humor #humour #funny

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Listening to R.E.M - AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE
from beginning to end.
​:blobhaj_headphones:​ 🎵 🎶

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Dear Calckey,
I wish there was something I could do to help.

Love,
MariaTheMartian 👽 ❤️ ​:calckey:​

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Really have to sleep now.
G'night ​:blobhaj_blanket_blue:​

miriam2k22, 10 months ago to random

Can't sleep, I need a lullabye tonight. Hmmm. Something both gentle and inviting and a touch spooky.

Doves, can you help me? https://youtu.be/b4R7razbFx4

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

I had a vivid, stressful dream last night.
I dreamed that I was driving over a long bridge, suddenly I was in the middle of the 6 lane bridge over the ocean with an exit to my left and my right, I knew the exit to my right went to my hometown and the one to my left went to the unknown and I was frozen because I knew I had to go to the unknown. So yeah, into the unknown I go. Happy and scared and every other emotion.

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

#PirateRadio
#HashtagGames

Jimmy Buffet - Jamaica Mistaica

https://youtu.be/PsKZewdhDtk

CatHat, 10 months ago to disability

#AuDHD #Autistic #Disability
#mastadon #activism
And probably other ones as
I need advice
I want to make another account somewhere that suits my needs better.
No criticism intended for the one im currently hanging out on. Its a party. Its not supposed to be something else. But basically mostly the local feed is Meh at besr
I need to find another instance.
I need one that that takes its rules SERIOUSLY (instead of the rules being a massive virtue signal) and isn't especially isolated.

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Fedi is catgirls, catgirls, catgirls...
What about the Martian girls?
Need more Martian girls.

👽 beep boop

atomicpoet, 10 months ago to random

Lately, I’ve been working hand in hand with Chat-GPT to help sprinkle a little more charm and clarity into my messages, tailoring them to mesh better with neurotypical perspectives.

The goal? To quash any chances of my words being misconstrued as confrontational or antagonistic. And you know what? It’s been a pretty nifty partnership! By allowing Chat-GPT to dress up my responses with a few extra verbal flourishes, I’ve managed to halt a heap of potential disagreements before they’ve even had a chance to sprout.

But I’ve got to be honest - it hasn’t all been smooth sailing. Even with Chat-GPT helping me out, there are those who seem intent on going Sherlock Holmes on my messages, determined to decipher hidden meanings where there aren’t any. It sure would be a breath of fresh air if folks took my words at face value, embracing the concept of good faith communication, instead of suspecting underlying agendas that simply aren’t there.

JoParkerBear, 10 months ago to random

I guess Matt Damon’s marriage is in trouble, and his publicist had to call in a favor to People, because this is the headline: “Matt Damon Kisses Wife Luciana Barroso During PDA-Filled Beach Day in Mykonos — The lovebirds enjoyed each other’s company at Tasos Taverna on the Greek island” … but this is the only photo.

Look at her face. Just look at it. And why is he hiding under her boobs?

https://apple.news/ARMpK69a0RpaFgU_wFzUrFw

A close-up of the side of his wife’s face. She looks absolutely miserable, even on vacation in Greece, but can you blame her? She’s been stuck with this guy for like 20 years

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Goodnight Fedi
This blobcat flop says it all.
See y'all tomorrow.
Keep it weird.
​:blobcat_flop:​

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

Enjoying the #ActivityTub
#FediExplorer #Calckey #MFM
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yerald, 10 months ago to random

Am I missing something obvious? How do I follow someone on #Calckey ?

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

REPEAT AFTER ME
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON
FEDI IS MORE THAN MASTODON

SO MUCH MORE...
BE CURIOUS
NEVER STOP EXPLORING

​:fediverse:​
#Fediverse

MariaTheMartian, 10 months ago to random

COOKIES N' MILK
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🥛
#MFM #Calckey

RickiTarr, 10 months ago to random

Alright, play a game with me!

You're starting a bar, what are three drinks you absolutely must have on the menu?

ashleyspencer, 10 months ago to writing

Can I get some advice from the #WritingCommunity?

I’ve been putting off writing more of my book for a while now, but have recently become more motivated to write it. I got on Atticus and wrote a few sentences today, but then my cat distracted me and I stopped.

How often do you work on your writing? Sentences a day, paragraph a day, section/chapters? Or a few times per week? What keeps you writing?

It’s a non-fiction book. If that makes a difference.

@writing

Ashley, 10 months ago to random

Dating apps aren’t working so I’m going to go look confused at Dick’s Sporting Goods for a while

Stoned_Deva_, 10 months ago to random

My bff literally came over to take me out against my will. Now she's sitting here chatting with some dude who's obviously on coke. Kmn... everyone here is in their pre-labor day best 😬