HonkTonkWoman

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HonkTonkWoman, (edited )

It was a sticky autumn night, late August. The cicadas rang through the air like a symphony of persistent tinnitus.

Leftover cornbread sat on the stove, still in the cast iron. Jennifer loved that pan, it had been her grandmother’s before hers and grandmother’s grandmother’s before that.

We’d given lil Dale their dropsy medication and put the kids to bed. HeeHaw was on the television, keeping us entertained, while we each settled into a stiff pull of corn liquor.

Lulu and Grandpa Jones, with his banjo, had just kicked off on “Where Oh Where Are You Tonight” when it happened…

A sound pierced the homestead.

It shattered our peace and sent us both scrambling to our feet.

A sound so terrifying, so powerful it can only be described one way: MANLY.

It was a sound of Men. It was the sound of HARD HAT.

HonkTonkWoman,

“No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Trump the Cruel, Trump the Orange, Trump the Despised, and Trump the Unholy.”

HonkTonkWoman,

“I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonnapoop I’m notgonnapoop I’mnotgonnapooooooop….”

HonkTonkWoman,

Orange Smudge

HonkTonkWoman,

Maybe it’s because the floors are clean.

HonkTonkWoman,

Ted “Maybe it takes a good hurricane with a shark to kill a bad hurricane with a shark” Cruz

HonkTonkWoman,

Nature taught me to use artichoke petals like a shovel for drawn butter.

HonkTonkWoman,

About 75% of that artichoke was edible, but yes, some of the outer petals weren’t worth eating.

Dip the petals in drawn butter & scrape the “meat” & butter off with your teeth.

It is more artichoke than necessary, so I typically save the heart & petals I didn’t eat to make dip.

HonkTonkWoman,

Yep! Steamed for about an hour. I also enjoy it with olive oil, sea salt & desired spice blend.

I live in NC & I’ve had it served here with mayo/lemond/dijon/garlic dip. It’s not bad, but haven’t tried to replicate it.

HonkTonkWoman,

The remnants of Hurricane Nicole broke up over my area of NC a few years back & recorded a Timelapse as it passed over head.

When I saw the footage, I couldn’t resist…

HonkTonkWoman,

Thanks for using the word Automata! I did not know that’s what these things are called.

My brain kept going “fake robot”… it’s still early here…

HonkTonkWoman,

Are you able to login to that instance with a different client on the same device?

Just curious, wish I could be more help. I went through the same thing three times before I realized I misspelled my instance.

HonkTonkWoman,

Too fuckin bad for them. This has only emboldened me to distribute Titty Skittles for Halloween.

HonkTonkWoman, (edited )

Yep. Wingnuts that run as democrats & magically jump to republicans just to fuck over their constituency.

May Traitor Cotham drink sour Cheerwine until the day she dies.

HonkTonkWoman, (edited )

Airheads is Brendan Fraser’s magnum opus, in my opinion. The scathing fire driving his delivery of “Butt Puppet” really hammers the burn home.

HonkTonkWoman,

“Listen man, I got the window open. You here the cat?”

Eveytime I hear that lead in I get excited.

HonkTonkWoman,

Biscuitville is amazing, poor bastard…

HonkTonkWoman,

Their Steak biscuit is my fav, but the Cuban biscuit is also really good.

Can you help me id this larvae (mander.xyz)

Found it on my tomato plant. I’d seen them before in sizes up to 4-5 cm. The eat the tomato leaves like crazy. And (naturally) poo a lot. Some black grande like aggregates. Once grown they molt into a moth that I saw a few days ago. And now, again, my tomato plants are riddled with these buggers....

HonkTonkWoman,

Thank you tracking this down & following up! I was convinced it was a Regal Moth.

Hope your tomato plants survived!

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