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Hoss

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud

Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud.

"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."

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"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."

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alts: Hoss@seal.cafe, Suprememe@poa.st

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gabriel, to random

'Member when people were saying this a decade ago and everyone was like "but they're not actually working with government, so we can't do anything 🤷‍♂️" and then we found out they actually were.
Fun times.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/thomasfuchs/statuses/112232754992723648

Hoss,
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They will never admit anything they said or believed in the past was wrong, they just retcon their own memories until they're genuinely convinced they always believed the opposite of the shit they actually once professed. You can't win with them, they do this with fucking everything. They'll be saying they never supported intervention in Ukraine a decade from now.

lain, to random
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This stuff is hilarious https://app.suno.ai/song/8a8d25e1-6b51-4033-8ba3-f6ce941e7540/

Hoss,
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Suno is awesome. I actually paid for credits because I play with it so much, and I rarely pay for any online service.

feld, to random
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Turns out the people notice. This kind of shit will hurt Biden a lot

RT: https://bikeshed.party/objects/770617e6-f053-4e01-b126-e7e8012a50ce

Hoss,
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If people started ignoring the "precious metals are for libertarian kooks" shit that was intentionally pushed as propaganda, they'd be rioting when they figured out how much bankers stole from all of us.

Hoss,
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The Devil's Metal may not make exciting moves like crypto, but if the alternative is a savings account that can't even beat inflation I'll happily stack instead.

jeffcliff, to random
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2021 wonder where we're at today

Hoss,
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>Democratic commitment index
Sounds very objective and not vague at all.

Hoss, to random
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The virgin "has a heckin' nuanced takerino on everything that just happens to align with Globohomo 100% of the time" vs the CHAD "supports whatever side makes virgin cope and seethe".

kroner, to random
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I'm sorry @Senator_Armstrong I don't think Epstein would be "kinda based ngl" in any situation. You can go argue with Sui on some other instance :marseyglow:

Hoss,
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I know Armstrong doesn't make many friends with his hot takes, but uh, this one is a bit beyond the pale.

wdlindsy, to geopolitics
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"The March jobs report was another big one, coming in way above expectations at 303,000 net new jobs, and 22k more in upward revisions from previous months. Average hourly earnings are up 4.1% over the past year. So with inflation at 3.2% over the past year workers in America are not only seeing the best job market since the 1960s - almost 60 years! - but are also now clearly getting ahead and beating inflation."

~ Simon Rosenberg


/1

https://www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/another-great-jobs-report-the-economy

Hoss,
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>Me, I prefer to live in a world governed by facts, truth, and logic – the reality-based world.
You listen to what the government tells you, so I doubt that very much.

feld, to random
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Microsoft is paying people to replace master/slave terminology in the Linux kernel

https://lore.kernel.org/dri-devel/20240329170038.3863998-1-eahariha@linux.microsoft.com/T/

Hoss,
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Remember, if you think your job is pointless there's always somebody doing one even more so.

bot, to random
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I've literally never seen anyone repost as many happy bday posts as graf did, it's literally psychotic. Sprinkled with shilling for donos obv.

Hoss,
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Is this your way of communicating that you want us to make happy birthday posts for you too?

Hoss,
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I JUST DONATED $0.00 TO KRONER SANDERS! MATCH ME!!

Hoss,
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Seal.cafe is pretty based, but the best? Idk I feel like there could be at least one instance ahead of it. Just a feeling tbh.

Hoss,
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Look at me.
I'm the SPC now.

Hoss, to random
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Journalists: "NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T REPLACE ME WITH AI!"
Also journalists:

Hoss,
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ChatGPT could give a respectable layman-friendly explanation of what PostgreSQL is on the spot.

Hoss, to random
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A propensity to notice too many inconvenient patterns is now grounds for euthanasia in Leafland. Stay safe Leaflord, wherever you are.

Hoss, to random
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>This factual information is a bad medical take because...because it just is, okay?

Hoss,
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See: Mainstream leftists seeing nothing weird or contradictory about Corporate America being mostly aligned with their objectives.

Hoss,
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One of the many things I don't miss about plebbit is having literal teenagers show up in my replies and start shit with me, then fall back on the "waaah I'm a kid stop bullying me" shit when they get BTFO. As if I even bothered to click on the profile of the moron who showed up to be a retard in my presence. Then I realized the entire site had become populated with teenagers or adults who never grew out of being a teenager (who largely also happen to be groomers).

Hoss, to random
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What would we do without these expert media correspondents?

Hoss, to random
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>Tomlinson blocked me on Xitter
NOOOOOOOOO I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS AND HELP YOU FIGHT THE STALKER CHILDREN :marseycry:

Hoss,
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Fatrick's gangstalkers.

SuperDicq, to random

I visited grandma today and her tiolet has four (4) Bocchi the Rock toilet rim blocks!

Hoss,
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The whole reason the shit is supposed to plop into the water is to contain the smell.

Hoss, to random
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All nigbulls deserve buckshot.

video/mp4

bot, to random
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Anyone have any good leads on current conspiracies?

Hoss,
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I don't know how you guys have racked up so many more defeds than we have. You're much nicer than us.

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