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Is the from a book by Sylvanus P. Thompson?

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Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test.”

Pssst. Elon. You’re not any of those three things.

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how does that work? A fireball underwater?

Magic. It works by magic.

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What kind of stuff do you like?

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Emperor’s comment is a great starting place. The Ealing comedies, in particular, are glorious.

For TV series, Wikipedia has you covered. Some of the heavy hitters from that list are:

  • A for Andromeda
  • The Avengers
  • Dr. Who
  • Hancock’s Half Hour
  • The Saint
  • Steptoe and Son
  • Z-Cars
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Some systems require your to change your password periodically. What do you change to if your existing password was ‘abc123’?

Wedding Guests Get A Surprise When A Cow In A Nearby Field Turns Out To Be A Furry Taking Pictures (www.whiskeyriff.com)

Of course when you have an outdoor wedding you always run the risk of nature crashing the party, like when a deer decided to crash a wedding and take a nibble out of the bride’s bouquet, or this grizzly bear that brutally mauled a moose in the background of a wedding at Glacier National Park....

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It was really good. And, other than being time-consuming, pretty easy.

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Yup, I cubed the beef before browning it. Partly to increase the surface area (Maillard reaction and all that), and partly to help it break down during the simmmmmmmering.

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Haven’t read the story yet but… was this a white guy? I’m going to guess not,

Wetherspoons defends CCTV cameras in seaside town pub toilets (www.gazettelive.co.uk)

A Wetherspoons pub located in a Yorkshire seaside town has defended the installation of CCTV cameras in its toilets, causing customers to express concerns of potential ‘stage fright’. The Lord Rosebery in Scarborough, part of the national pub chain, installed cameras in both the men’s and women’s facilities....

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Spoiler alert: the orbiter has not spotted spiders on the surface of Mars.

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I mean, Nelson Hah-hah, but I can’t help but wonder how a guy manages to be quite successful and then toss it all away like he has. Is it a lack of comprehension? Does he get so shit-faced he can’t help blurting out some twattery on Shitter? Or does he just lack any kind of filter and sense of self-preservation?

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A good BLT is top-tier, without a doubt but a BLT is really a tomato sandwich with bacon and lettuce, so it all rests on the quality of tomatoes and good tomatoes are hard to come by these days unless you grow your own.

Ham and tomato or cheese and tomato are also good. Make sure to use plenty of white pepper on the tomato though! Not black, and not freshly ground. The white pepper brings out the tomato flavour better.

I’m disappointed not to see the chip butty make an appearance.

Also disappointed, but not surprised, not to see the Sheffield fishcake butty in there. This, with lashings of salt and vinegar, is absolute god-tier levels of sarnie. I once drove a 280-mile round trip just to have a Sheffield fishcake butty for lunch. But most poor, unfortunate fools have never experienced the joy. The Sheffield fishcake makes other fishcakes ashamed and, in butty form, absolutely shits all over a fish finger sarnie.

Also, now I think about it, I used to enjoy the occasional roast pork butty with crackling and applesauce when I lived in Sheffield. Another glory that seems unavailable down south. Fuck, it’s grim down south.

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The craving had been building for some time and then work announced a ‘well-being’ day for everyone in the company. Obv., some people used theirs for a spa day, reconnecting with nature, or some intense physical exercise.

Me, I drove to my favourite chippy in Sheffield and got a fishcake butty. No regrets, even though traffic was a bitch on the way home.

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Misread your list and wondered deeply at ‘cucumber jam’. Not prepared to try it on the off-chance, mind you.

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Perhaps you, and others in this thread, misunderstand.

The point of butter, or mayonnaise, in most sandwiches is to protect the bread from sog. Any sarnie involving tomato, for example, that doesn’t have a protective layer between the to’s (I’m trying this out as a contraction of tomatoes) and the bread will end up with soggy, soggy bread. And no one wants soggy, soggy bread,

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Thermonator has been made for a variety of non-nefarious uses including… entertainment.

Cool, cool, cool.

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I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg,
Ron stole Meggy’s heart away and I got Sidney’s leg.

– Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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