I_Fart_Glitter

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I_Fart_Glitter,

Pretty spot on for the skate rink in my town, if the carpet was black with neon blobs and squiggles.

18+ It's morally okay for a 48 year old to be in a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old in my opinion.

Seriously there’s is nothing morally wrong with a 48-year-old being in a causal sexually relationship with an 18 year old in my opinion because they’re both consenting adults that understand the long-term social ramifications of sex and so if an 18 year old wants to be in a causal sexual relationship with a 48-year-old...

I_Fart_Glitter,

That looks properly terrifying.

The May 1799 test, above, occurred when a party of investors was aboard the vessel and they nearly suffocated before they could be freed. Work on the second lock was suspended

I_Fart_Glitter,

Neat! I didn’t know about it changing when you press on your eyeballs- they really slow down quite a bit! It makes me wonder if there is a name for the dancing green patterns that show up when you squinch your eyes shut really tight.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Neat! Thank you! That swirly checkerboard thing they show is exactly what I see, but in green.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Yes, but we called them “boot flairs.”

I_Fart_Glitter,

I used to know a guy that was really stinky. I was hanging out with him once while he was doing his laundry and watched him cram clothes in to the washing machine with all his might, then leverage himself against the opposite wall with is legs to get the door to close. I told him this is the wrong way, the clothes will not get clean. “But water runs through the clothes! I’m not going to waste space in the washer!” When I pointed out that the clothes in the center of the impacted fabric wad was not even wet at the end of the wash he explained that this was because the spin cycle was so efficient.

Observe the fill line people.

I_Fart_Glitter,

It wasn’t even at the laundromat!! He was renting a room over a garage and had laundry privileges. He just didn’t want to do laundry very often. I started actually doing his laundry for him for a while, just to show him what clean clothes could be like. He got fussy about me not “folding the way he liked” so I told him he was on his own.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Fast walking home from school to catch Total Request Live on MTv at 3:30, hoping your favorite song didn’t drop in the ranking today because that means it will play earlier and you will not get to hear it today (and that song is Objects in the Rear View Mirror by Meatloaf).

I_Fart_Glitter,

I’m picturing you trying to type this with a green olive stuck on the tip of each of your fingers.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bb7e16ee-2d7c-44fe-bb61-d035e9b81bd0.jpeg

I_Fart_Glitter,

Watermelons are not true to seed- a watermelon grown from a collected seed will not necessarily resemble it’s parent. But surprise melons are fun! Usually not as sweet as those with carefully controlled genetics though.

I_Fart_Glitter,

But is she a vegetarian???

I_Fart_Glitter,

Good to know. You do look like one. I’ve got that look too, people who’ve never met me just serve me/direct me to the vegetarian option without asking. To be fair, I was one for 25 years, like… one of the really obnoxious ones. It lingers.

I_Fart_Glitter,

You know we have an electoral college… ya?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Third party voting is a piss poor substitute for voting reform. Your vote is counted but it does not count for shit. Your electoral college delegates’ votes are the only ones that count toward who is elected.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Kittens are so good at falling asleep. I once watch a kitten wake from a nap, do a big, paws forward, butt in the air stretch, and fall asleep in that position before he finished. Purr-snoring and all.

I_Fart_Glitter,

We heard you haz feeshes. Gib feeshes. Gib feeshes now.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Connasse [ kɔnas ]

feminine noun

(very informal) stupid bitch (vulgar) ⧫ stupid cow (Brit) (very inf)

I_Fart_Glitter,

Buffalo Exchange and similar stores like that are between thrift stores and consignment stores, they purchase their products either from customers for store credit or cherry pick at real thrift stores then mark it up to sell at the trendy store. Everything there has to meet a specific aesthetic.

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says (www.cbsnews.com)

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

I_Fart_Glitter,

Costco frozen patties + panini press with dishwasher safe grill plates = easier and faster than McDonald’s with almost no clean up. Still trying to find a McDonald’s pickles dupe though.

I_Fart_Glitter,

One of the problems with his eyes is that the sclera are not white, but flesh toned. The same weird flesh tone as his face skin. This gives the impression that his face is paler than it is, and also that his eyes are only as big as his irises.

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