KittenBiscuits

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KittenBiscuits,

And to think usually the buyers are the ones getting fucked.

KittenBiscuits,

Or just add some geese to the flock.

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

KittenBiscuits,

I mean, that is pretty much what i think of when anyone brings up “the brown note”

KittenBiscuits,

Hmm, can’t decide between Ænima or Stinkfist

KittenBiscuits,

Granny seems to be screaming more from his hand trying to touch her scapula from the inside

KittenBiscuits,

You had the first half right, it’s “beans and cornbread”. It’s a southern cheap staple meal of pinto bean soup with cornbread crumbled into it. Usually with a side of “fried taters” (potato coins skillet-fried in cast iron).

KittenBiscuits,

But she’s starting out with tiny baby muscles. She has to catch up first.

KittenBiscuits,

Not only hemorrhoids but you can also get diverticula from straining too hard too often. They don’t go away once they form, and can become infected (diverticulitis) which is most unpleasant. Pain like kidney stones or appendicitis.

KittenBiscuits,

Yes, I wish we had done this then as well. I also would tell myself what my migraine triggers are, so that I could try to avoid getting the worst one ever the day after the wedding. I started the honeymoon on hard mode, and didnt get to enjoy the initial travel. It took a couple days to subside and then honeymoon was great.

Have you ever tried silkscreen printing?

I’ve wanted to try it for a long time, but never got around to it. I’m curious about any techniques that are more grass roots outside of the commercialized space, like what are the absolute minimum things needed when repeatability, convenience, and time are not important factors, but money and access to rare markets is...

KittenBiscuits,

30ish years ago, I burned my own screens using this red film that you would cut with an xacto knife and peel off the parts you didn’t want. Omg it was so tedious. We were manually doing the job of a modern Cricut.

About 5 years ago I wanted to do a project but no longer had any of my old gear. Bought a screen online and for sure bought the upgrade for them to burn the art on it for me. So worth it. I was so tickled that that service even existed.

KittenBiscuits,

This would make a great cross stitch pattern. Like one of those floral circles grandma might have on her wall… but less saccharine, more contemplative.

KittenBiscuits,

*but there’s a tradeoff involving alien symbiotes or some kind of “adjustment” to our procreation process that is nonconsensual.

Are shrunken heads a rights violation?

If we consider post-mortem rights to matter morally, then something like necrophilia or defiling someone’s body after their death would be immoral even if they don’t experience it (obviously) and even if they don’t have any family or loved ones around to witness it or know that it happened. As an extension of themself,...

KittenBiscuits,

Well I hope you’ve taken the brains out at this point, or else things would start to get a little stinky.

Does anyone here have any tips for making cross stitching easier on hand joints?

I have very painful joints and expect to get formally diagnosed with arthritis tomorrow. I love cross stitching, but my god does it make my hands hurt. I also work in IT, so my hands are in use all day for my job. I want to be able to craft after work to relax, but my hands just hurt and cramp immediately when I try to work on a...

KittenBiscuits,

I sometimes use compression gloves when I crochet. They make it a little harder to maintain my normal tension, but I think they might lend themselves very well to stitching.

Meant to add that I have the kind without the fingertips. They’re not fingerless though.

KittenBiscuits,

These were for cds? My brain is picturing 5.25" floppies.

KittenBiscuits,

I volunteer for a nonprofit whose mission is trans empowerment. One of the things they do is host an inclusive prom for all the folks who shared your feelings on the matter. It is a really beautiful experience to witness.

KittenBiscuits,

Did your ever try running an ozone machine in it? Windows rolled up, let that thing go for the longest time the timer will do. Be careful to not breathe it when you open it back up to air out. But this took out a really gross wet dog smell in my house when I first bought it. It neutralizes cat urine odor. You may need to do more than one session, but it may work for you.

Hector Aubertin went on a cross-Canada roadtrip with his pet goat named Jimmy (www.cbc.ca)

Jimmy the goat was rejected by his mother, so Hector Aubertin stepped up and became his best friend […] “Everywhere we go, people are doing double takes,” Aubertin told As It Happens host Nil Köksal. “He’s probably had his picture taken easily 100 times.” […] “After the first week or so, we formed a bond. I...

KittenBiscuits,

I’ve been wanting a lil miniature goat but now I really want one as an adventure companion.

My aunt had several, and one season a baby was rejected by its mother. She brought him in the house because it was still winter when he was born. Same thing as Jimmy, the baby imprinted on her, followed her everywhere. She named him Dustpan because he liked to gobble up any dust bunnies lurking about!

KittenBiscuits,

Doubt it. The swim caps mush their ears down.

KittenBiscuits,

“this escalator is temporarily stairs. You’re welcome.” -Mitch Hedberg

The real one to worry about is stopping the elevator for an ad break. You’re trapped now bitches!

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