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KiwiEV

@KiwiEV@mastodon.nz

Don't take anything I post seriously.
I like electric cars, memes and potatoes. ๐Ÿฅ”

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If you didn't know any better, you could potentially assume that big corporations don't actually care about anyone and pride month is purely a PR exercise.

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๐’ฒ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’

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Ohhhh THAT'S how it works.

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Good news and bad news. The driveshafts are likely to be ready in 3 days, but one of you wrote them a very nasty email which has NOT sped things up, and has instead worsened the situation. I've just had to write in & apologise and I'm really pissed off about it.

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FINALLY!
A solution at last!

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Driving this around really garners attention. While driving the Allegro I always got a few thumbs up (and laughs), this gets a more serious response. Had the occasional boy racer pull alongside and rev his combustion engine.
It engages people differently and that's interesting.

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1980s kids grew up in the best time in history.

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The Hyundai IONIQ 5 N is silly. It's an electric car with fake noises & gear changes. Like who's the target market? People who hate EVs? They won't buy one anyway because they're busy eating crayons.
In other news I CANNOT WAIT to take it out this morning and play with it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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That's hilarious. This dude left his phone on speech-to-text while practicing the trombone. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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We have a driveshaft installed! The passenger side fits great!
Now I'm just waiting on the driver's side to arrive, then we can get the wheels spinning and I can upload the next video in the EV conversion saga. So, so close! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Hehe

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Interesting. Just saw this hydrogen bus for sale. Not sure they'll get what they're asking as hydrogen embrittlement (google that if you dare) means it'll need a new fuel cell system to be safe enough to be road legal, and then... where do you refill it? ๐Ÿค”

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I'm no truckologist, but I think this one's in heat.

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Many older men like to believe they are rational thinkers first and foremost; not slaves to emotional outbursts.
But all you gotta do to disprove that theory is chuck a pic like this on their social media feed. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Busted my guts to get it created in time, but here's a fresh review of an interesting vehicle, along with cheeky chuckles.
https://youtu.be/s3aLtZjgemA?si=Q6ceUhlKv_BiEEXD

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@bananabob slippery Flipper noises

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I drove this Polestar 4 but I can't tell you about it due to an embargo. But I found a cheeky way to get around it: you guys can just fill in the blanks!
The car rides like [REDACTED] due to its [REDACTED] which acts like a [REDACTED] when you [REDACTED].
Get creative! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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@bananabob I think this is my favorite. ๐Ÿ˜

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This has been a learning experience. Apparently, in Spain the letter "C" on the tap doesn't mean Cold, it actually means "Christ that's hot!"
Though I'm not sure what the "F" stands for. Freezing, I assume?

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Not gonna lie. I wanna try the gravy hot tub.

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I just love this time of year when the pickup trucks head back to the ocean. โค๏ธ

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This absolute legend goes around gas stations locating and labeling which button mutes the obnoxious, inescapable advertising.
Easier solution: just stop going to gas stations. Get a cheap EV and leave that old fashioned stuff in the past. Just ask any EV owner if they miss going to gas stations! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Dude upgraded his classic car to battery power but created a noise generator and a long pipe to mimic the sound of a rattly old combustion engine to keep the angry old men happy. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Actually sounds pretty accurate!

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When you design your Cybertruck via fax machine:

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I'm doing an unusual money saving exercise this month: using cash and limiting my food budget to $10 a day. Sounds easy in theory.
I'm saving hard all month because an American friend is coming to stay with me in June and I want to give her a good time.

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@wpgne The woman on your $10 notes is judging me...

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