Kolanaki

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Pee is still body temp, so it’d only cool the water down by like 2 degrees.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Customer demanded golf balls back, then proceeded to put them back in the trunk.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Is Carmack still at Meta working on VR stuff? I get why he would be into the tech, but I always thought it was shitty he went with Facebook for it. Understandable, but still… Facebook. 😩

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Firefox because it has uBlock Origin built in.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Those would probably be okay. They don’t usually contain things that need refrigeration. HelloFresh and other things like it, on the other hand, send cold perishables. If they’re too far away, it would be unsafe to ship even in their insulated packages.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I’m gonna try all the drugs when I’m on my death bed. I mean, shit why not? Might as well go out high on everything.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I think he means high. Getting baked = high on weed.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

The cacodemons never bothered me anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

“So all these cars on the left are abandoned? I can just take them?”

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

You have awakened the ancient dragon, Ultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I actually think the USB-C ports are worse than the micro with the phones I’ve had. They have a lotta play in them with how the cable can still move up and down. The little tab it’s connecting to gets worn out from it. At least the micro connector locked into place and wouldn’t jiggle anything.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I’ve never had a phone’s hardware last that long. The charging port almost always gets fucked after just a couple years.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Almost all those suggestions are typically from and for NT people, and largely do not take into account difficulties the rest of us have.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I had a Lisa Frank one in the 90’s.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Thanks! I made it myself! 😁

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Constantly. My internal monologue is pretty much just multiple versions of myself arguing different points of views on things. Sometimes shit gets heated.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

This is the worst build I’ve ever seen. It won’t even Post without any grape nuts or honey bunches of oats.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

The only content warning on Lemmy is the NFSW tag tho. That’s what they were talking about.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

If anything, voting in either direction keeps content samey, bland and generic so it appeals to a wider audience. Basically, enforcing the same enshittification happening because of capitalism, but for bullshit numbers that don’t even allow you to buy shit.

But, uh… That is most certainly not what the report button is for.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I never paid attention to the karma and would say what I fucking wanted to anyway. The votes mean nothing to people who don’t sort by the dumb shit algorithms.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Sort by New FTW

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Dark Souls 1-3 is a perfect casual experience

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Also “drenched in commercialism” is not the phrase I’d use; in fact it’s anomalously under-commercialised as a comic book franchise, intentionally so. I appreciate that.

OP probably sees all the unofficial “Calvin pissing on thing” stickers a lot.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

Because then they keep the “freedom” of driving, but without the guilt of pollution. That and, I mean, the community is called “fuck cars.” Obviously someone not taking a closer look at the true root of what this community wants (city planning that isn’t car-centric) would just think “but electric cars ain’t bad.”