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MostlyHarmless

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.

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Dear lady in front of me: it’s a speed bump, not a land mine.

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The best person for the job is generally the one who understands it enough to not want it.

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You know your game of Monopoly has escalated when someone asks for the rule sheet.

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Just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row. Guess I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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I am the English teacher about whom your mother warned you.

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New propulsion system...

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"The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five."-Carl Sagan

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