Patches

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Patches, (edited )

Couldn’t they just use No JavaScript and get the same approach? Or no JavaScript and no CSS?

I am 100% down for that approach. We even have options now so the entire web doesn’t have to be a fucking Table element.

Why do we need a whole new standard? That’s never a good approach

Patches, (edited )

They were teaching HTML in Primary Schools and then again in Middle Schools. I have a hard time believing it’s easier.

It’s not even standard Markdown. Because again - why use a standard when I can make my own???

Patches,

The office doesn’t get paid if you don’t show up so it makes sense. Idk why so few people understand that concept.

You wouldn’t show up to work for an hour, be unpaid, and be happy about it.

Therapists charge > $60 for a missed session.

Patches,

While annoying - that’s a completely separate issue.

Though it’s probably why they only charge $20 when insurance is definitely paying more than that.

I guess that’s why Therapists/Psychiatrists will charge a full fee because there is no queue like that. It’s truly 1 full hour wasted. Nobody is going to show up early to fill the slot.

Patches,

Is anyone allowing them to poop on the toilet?

I barely let them get used to peeing in it before I transitioned to the big toilet.

They make toilet seats with 3 parts now. Lid, Regular Seat, Little seat that sits on top of regular seat.

Patches,

Unless it is, and every NPC knows exactly what you do to them. They just aren’t allowed to break script.

Just some food for thought…

Patches,

As a hobbyist Woodworker, and a wildlife enthusiast This makes me sad.

Imagine some Karen wandering over, and all of sudden a monolith of a metropolis stands empty where once a forest stood full of life.

Patches,

Ah the Russells

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Patches, (edited )

Would it be so bad if you could enter, and leave it at will?

Go to a new city. Quick Save. Do literally everything one load at a time. Then resume real time and move to a new physical location.

Just don’t get stuck like this

Patches,

Somewhere, a company employs one of these people, and they have the best documentation you’ve ever seen.

Not my company 😂😭

Bone conduction headphones?

I just recently learned that this is a thing that exists. I’ve had a couple audiology tests that use these weird headphones with firm rubber balls where normally expect to see the speakers; the rubber balls sit on your temporal bone, and there’s a metal bar the wraps around your head connecting them and giving them pressure...

Patches, (edited )

Can confirm everything this 👑 just said. Wear them everywhere. I’ve spent 45 hours listening to audiobooks in the last 2 weeks alone.

Being able to hear what is around you but also what you want is a game changer. Have a toddler as well. Comes in way handy for that also.

Patches,

The detached version doesn’t use conduction, and it goes in the ears preventing ear plugs for anyone curious.

It’s weird the website acts as though they are comparable.

Patches, (edited )

Right and it’s also better for Air Buds and all other Earbuds which is what they should be compared to. They’re not bone conduction and need to be judged by that standard.

Patches,

Maybe this is the Gen X or Millennial in me but I take phone calls outside, or to the other room.

They make them with Boom Mics so you pull it down when you’re talking.

Either way if someone is talking on the phone right in front of me - I don’t consider it rude to listen, or even butt in. It’s low key rude that they’re having a private conversation right in front of you whichever headphone they wear.

Patches,

Never because Google officially moved away from ‘Don’t be evil’.

Patches,

And back then y’all could just move like 40 miles and become a whole other ass person. Now you’re tracked literally around the entire globe forever.

Patches, (edited )

Look down at community colleges all day but I work with people doing the same job making the same pay (know your rights) but i don’t have 35 years of debt.

I got into University - they wanted $8,000/semester. Community College across the street offered 4 year degrees for $1200/semester.

Patches,

If only Creativity came with my Mental Illness…

Patches,

Now do my boy, Zune ❤️

Patches,

Dam they cost more Modded than New 10 years later.

Patches,

You can defeat Jesus on technicalities

Sure can. It’s like half of the entire practice of Judaism. No lt about Jesus but it is all about cheating God’s rule.

npr.org/…/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-prot…

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode

Patches,

With a sprinkling of The Irishman for the ‘Shabbos Guy’

Patches,

That’s one of the reasons I can’t stand Bluey. So many tantrums.

Do the kids at the end of the episode learn what they did wrong? Yeah I guess…

Does my toddler just see a kids punching their dad? Stabbing him painfully with a sharp object as a play doctor? Throwing a Muffin level tantrum? Does she see all of these things and mimic them completely ignoring the end-of-the-episode lesson? Yup.

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