Patches

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Patches,

But also don’t do that because it will cause Cubital Tunnel Syndrome. Ask me how I know.

Patches,

TIL at today years old what Cat is out of the bag means…

What's a common occurrence in your hobby that you think shouldn't be?

For me it’s driving while under the influence. If you couldn’t tell, I like me some ganja. However I have long since held the belief that it is utterly insane to drive while under the influence of most substances, with maybe nicotine and caffeine being the exception. All too often I see other stoners smoking and driving,...

Patches, (edited )

Have a coworker who taught me all he knows bout woodworking.

Have heard way too many times “X is for pussies”. Saw guards, riving knives, splitters. “Real men use Radial Arm Saws.”

Is that why you lost function in 3 of your fingers? To prove you are a real man? Well slap my ass, and call me Sally because I like having all my fingers.

Patches,

Margins must be pretty good for everyone and their mother to pump one out.

Can homeless people be fined for sleeping outside? A rural Oregon city asks the US Supreme Court (apnews.com)

The scenes were emblematic of the crisis gripping the small, Oregon mountain town of Grants Pass, where a fierce fight over park space has become a battleground for a much larger, national debate on homelessness that has reached the U.S. Supreme Court....

Patches,

Yes but this is the new “What the Fuck is a Precedent?” United States Supreme Court

Patches,

Dam are you me?

Who did - Why did I put an empty bottle of shampoo in the car? Oh yeah…

Patches,

Pictured: An Acoustic Bike

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cc53bccd-163b-4daa-951c-2da08d54e234.jpeg

Whatever the fuck that means.

Patches,

Oh you mean Bicycle. The word we’ve had for over 150 years…

Patches,

The fact that you already used the work Ebike to mean electronic bicycle means we’ve already agreed on a naming convention.

Patches,

It’s the best real live photo I could find. Fuck AI

Patches,

I think it’s definitely both. I sure as shit would not pick up God of War 18: Ragnarok as a first entry but plenty of people picked it up just fine not realizing.

Even just FF7 Remake: Interobang followed by FF7 Remake: Electric Boogaloo would’ve made more sense. They ditched the entire remake part.

Patches,

The only reviews I trust these days are Steam, Steam Brigades, and Video Game Dunkey. I have to assume everyone else at this point is on payroll. How many 10/10 did Starfield get? Cyberpunk 2077? Wild Hearts? Wo Long? Dragons Dogma 2?

Patches,

If you had a Great Pyrenees (Dog pictured) - you absolutely would not be wondering. They are livestock guardian dogs and some of the most stubborn dogs you will even interact with.

Patches, (edited )

Yes he did. Right after he murdered his wife.

Patches,

You add a Delay to the component and when the boss says ‘make it faster’ - you could spend hours optimizing - or you just remove, or make smaller the delays.

You look fantastic to your boss if you can remove a 1/2 delay.

I’ve got set timeout all over my websites for this purpose 🤣😭.

Patches, (edited )

Financial Problems are one of the biggest indicator for trouble when dealing with Security Clearances.

Very easy decision for someone to ‘share’ documents they shouldn’t if it means making rent, or paying their doctor, or not going hungry.

That’s why any job with a clearance should make stacks. But here we are…

Patches, (edited )

B-b-but he promised he would restart payments to the GOP if they cooperated and passed a budget. Even if they don’t stick to their word - we have to. Otherwise we would just be deplorables.

🤣 😭

Patches,

But can we truly trust his hunting prowess if he doesn’t have a picture with a dead fish?

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image descriptionTwitter post by @DirtyTesLa: Thankful to have Cybertruck to help me with the real work and big loads 🙏 (image of Cybertruck with several bags of soil in the trunk) Reply by @KralikLj: Hell boy that would fit in a bicycle. Way more carbon free than that wankpanzer. (image of cargo bicycle with several bags of...

Patches,

They are called Cargo Bikes and they come in many forms. This is one of them. Another has a bucket front, and the most common third one involves a big T R U N K that can hold kids, or cargo.

Beware if you’re used to what Bikes cost at Walmart - you’re in for sticker shock.

I wanted to get the kind that had the trunk for taking my kids on bike rides but they start at 2 grand. I ain’t got that kinda money for a nice-thing-to-do.

Patches, (edited )

He knew he would be fired if he didn’t stop. He didn’t stop. That absolute legend.

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