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Patuleia

@Patuleia@metalhead.club

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

Dumb.

#Metal #Movies #Books #Beer #Food #SelfHosted #HomeAssistant

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Patuleia, to random
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25 years later, it is still a disappointment

Patuleia, to random
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Bacon, it makes your good vegan food even better

Patuleia, to random
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Today's Menu
(I'll probably miss the first band)

Patuleia,
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Ready to rock ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
(love the logo, hate the v neck)

Patuleia, to Astronomy
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It's been a while since the last time I saw the ISS with my own eyes

Patuleia,
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A couple of years ago...

Me: have you ever seen the ISS in the night sky?
Date: no, what is it?
...
After a fast explanation the ISS appears on the sky
...
Date, completely unimpressed: What is your sign?
...
The date ended soon after.

Patuleia,
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@Carex at least I didn't wasted more time on a dumb person

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Patuleia, to Metal
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๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

๐ŸŽธ Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It)

https://www.last.fm/music/deftones/_/my%2bown%2bsummer%2b%2528shove%2bit%2529

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Four 2023 releases from bands that I like but I'm afraid to listen

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Patuleia, to Deathmetal
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๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

๐ŸŽธ Deicide - Serpents Of The Light

https://www.last.fm/music/deicide/_/serpents%2bof%2bthe%2blight

Patuleia, to random
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How it started

Patuleia,
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How it ended, I just butchered my mustache.
I'm going to be Hitler for a few days

Patuleia,
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@sharan haters gonna hate

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Jinger is pop metal

Patuleia,
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@derthomas nor good, nor bad.
I don't like them, but I like Ghost or Babymetal.

Patuleia, to random
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For weeks I've been thinking of a picture of a spot that I pass every day.

Today I finally took that picture, it's crap. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Patuleia,
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@derthomas recycle bin

Patuleia, to random
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Shitty week.

Tired of dealing with those retards at work.
Tired of this heat.
I have no patience to put up with my mother.
Six or seven years after moving here, I am finally an official resident of Lisbon, even though I'm fed up with living here.
My mind has entered a black hole again, I don't even feel like drinking beer, I just feel like getting high and numb for two weeks (me, the guy who don't do drugs).

And there's still one more day of work to go... ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Patuleia, to linux
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Me doing

Patuleia, to reddit
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Light at the end of the tunnel...

Patuleia,
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yourfutureex, to random
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Why do Christian pastors and priests baptise children?
Because it is best to always wash sex toys before you use them.

Patuleia,
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@derthomas @yourfutureex I am a purebred satanic who has never been touched by holy water

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