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This is a new low in Captcha

Sburlot, to random
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AI: put some gasoline into your spaghettis
Everybody: Oh, look AI is so dumb

Human, the superior animals: let’s eat Tide Pods or take a selfie on the edge of a volcano
Everybody: well, humanity cannot be judged by a few specific cases

Sburlot, to random
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I’ve been using Prowl (https://www.prowlapp.com/) to programmatically send push notifications to my phone since 2009. No fancy tricks, just works. It does one thing, and it does it well.

That’s how most services should work IMHO. No need to add shiny thing, just do the basic things you’re designed to do and provide a simple API (use it via curl or use the available librairies available in most programming languages)

santiago, to ChatGPT
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I feel seen. It’s basically info extracted from smallte.ch and GitHub and maybe reviews ? Or just rewording of app promotional texts.

Sburlot,
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@santiago “humorous suggestion”.
Unfortunately, I can’t go with you to raise goats.
ChatGPT doesn't believe in me or overestimates my technical skills

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Sleeping with your dog in the same room could be hurting your sleep quality, according to new research.

Good news for cat people: The research team found no evidence for a negative effect on sleep when co-sleeping with cats.
https://theconversation.com/could-sharing-a-bedroom-with-your-pets-be-keeping-you-from-getting-a-good-nights-sleep-226216

Sburlot,
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@TheConversationUS @santiago I knew it. There isn’t a single thing bad about cats

santiago, to random
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Waking up at 4:30 and hearing weird noises : haunted house or cat 🐱 in the laundry basket ?

Sburlot,
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@santiago Is possessed cat a possibility ? Or is your house built on an ancient cemetery? I’m just trying to find the most reasonable answer, not trying to scare you 😇

santiago, to random
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So obviously Fluoxetine helps you cope and not feel so bad.

Now I just need to find a drug to make me do stuff I don’t actually want to do. Is that GHB ? With a dominatrix accountant ? Asking for a friend.

Sburlot,
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@santiago Do it the capitalist way : hire someone to do it

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"The industrial design of the HP-35 was unusual not only for Hewlett-Packard, but for the electronics industry in general. Usually, the mechanical and electrical components of a product are determined before the exterior is designed. The HP-35 took the opposite approach."

http://shiftleft.com/mirrors/www.hpl.hp.com/hpjournal/72jun/jun72a3.pdf

Sburlot,
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@akosma I miss RPN calculators. I have an HP41cv from school somewhere, I need to show how it works to my kids.

santiago, to random
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So I started taking Daforin (Fluoxetine). Haven’t done this in 10 years. Didn’t go too well last time but back then I hadn’t gone through 7 years of talk therapy.

Can’t deny the effects on the physical symptoms on anxiety ( chest pain) are incredibly efficient.

Sburlot,
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@santiago I understand this feeling. Xanax FTW.

My life would be so much harder without. And I meet my therapist regularly. One day I will not need all this but not today.

Sburlot,
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@santiago Happily drowning. Same

Sburlot, to random
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Marc Rebillet and Vulfpeck are playing same evening in the Montreux Jazz Festival

But 100.- ($100)

Nope

Sburlot,
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@santiago J’ai écrit Vulfpeck mais c’est Halfpeck l’autre groupe. Donc 100.- 😎

Sburlot, to random French
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I will try that. I’m on social medias because I have zero social skills so I’m afraid my interactions with random strangers will look rather sad or creepy or both.
You were warned. https://mastodon.social/@mrdoornbos/112270577116070998

Sburlot,
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@akosma You can also use the Elon Tusk method:
Quote messages with “interesting”, “concerning”, “true” or “huge if true”. And sprinkle with emojis 🤔

Sburlot,
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@santiago That’s a good idea, I also have no idea what to say. “I’m sorry” may be the first thing I want to say, then I realize that it’s not my fault and then I freeze in anxiety mode.

Sburlot,
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@akosma 🤔

Sburlot,
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@akosma @santiago @dzamir 🤣💯
( yeah, I found a new one)

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Anything with so called A.I. is bound to push the bullshit-o-meter to 110% on every feature. It’s a law.

Sburlot,
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@santiago WTF

Sburlot, to random French
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Really happy to learn that the sovereign citizen bullshit is coming to Europe. We really need to laugh

https://www.huffingtonpost.fr/science/article/je-ne-contracte-pas-derriere-cette-video-virale-l-inquietante-ideologie-des-citoyens-souverains_232241.html

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BREAKING NEWS: Apple releases new version of the App Store featuring only web apps https://web.archive.org/web/20071011225255/http://www.apple.com/webapps/

Sburlot,
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@akosma I’m so old I remember when Apple was cool

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After reorganizing stuff I was left with a Pi3 with no life goal (just like me!) right on the day NetBSD 10 was released.

Was a bit lost at start with an unknown OS but overall it runs pretty well and has a lower memory usage than Debian. I only tried text mode stuff so far. Ok a younger me might have laughed at 116MB ram doing pretty much nothing in text mode being considered “low”.

Sburlot,
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@santiago I agree, we need a Raspberry OS “Ikigai” edition: you install it and then suddenly you know why you bought all these Raspis. But first all I need is a new benzo, Ikigaizolam

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The supermarket where I mainly go shopping (Coop here in Switzerland) provides PDF receipts. And I have all of them (1253) for the last 6 years.
Using some Python, PDF parsing and SQLite, I now have scary stats about my (with my 2 sons) food & drink consumption.

Ramen: 18 Kg
Rice: 50 Kg
Mozzarella: 12 Kg
Milk: 543 L
Butter: 52 Kg
Chocolate: 57 Kg
Carac (chocolate pastry): 28 Kg
Face Masks: 850 (COVID FTW)

Sburlot, to random
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Chatting with the tech support at Hostinger, because my IP address on Hostinger can’t be reached from another ISP. Install a VPN they say.

Sburlot,
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A least, I can receive valuable information from them

Sburlot, to random French
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