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SenseException

@SenseException@phpc.social

Still being human even after over 20 years of coding. Speaker, advicer & complexity tamer. PHP, .NET, JS, Go, HR and more. Part of the Doctrine team.

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SenseException, to random German
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If there's work to do that isn't php or php-related, I'd be interested.

SenseException, to php German
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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

SenseException, (edited )
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@adriano Kind of. This was just a prominent example. (This was actually supposed to be an answer for a different toot.)

SenseException,
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@acelaya Kind of. This was just a prominent example.

SenseException, to random German
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Everybody is okay with people talking about their products until something breaks. Then the smaller pieces get mentioned when something needs to be blamed.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Again, this going to be unpopular — why not offer these folks a chance to learn PHP? If they know Python it will be very straightforward.
https://fosstodon.org/@sephster/112274004017586821

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer So many languages have so much in common, that similarities make it easier to switch to a different language.

SenseException, to random German
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The Internet does forget.

Websites disappearing that didn't get archived, Certification directories, single videos or other sources... but it likes to keep all the bad things.

SenseException, to mastodon German
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i miss Nathan W Pyle cartoons on .
https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1778600461932659013

JulianOliver, to random
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Last night I opened up YT in a private window, & clicked on an unrelated video to that of the one I had just watched. It was a video on arctic ice melts that turned out to be 100% denialist.

One click & there I was in endless fetid scroll of Jordan Peterson, climate change denial, 'what is woke' explainers, 'lol snowflakes' shorts, Trump propaganda, knife fights, & misogynistic, racist garbage.

Don't tell me Big Tech aren't culpable for the hate out there. They're farming it, on a vast scale.

SenseException,
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@JulianOliver And it's probably like that just because they took the money.

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Achievement unlocked: A search in Google led me to the Doctrine docs.

s_bergmann, to random
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LEGO 5008325 Dungeons & Dragons Mimic Dice Box

SenseException,
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@s_bergmann
"こわい よ
暗い よ"

SenseException, to random German
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My goal for this weekend: Writing code for myself. Not OS, not for friends.

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I received an email with important documents from the sender "Your Team". Must be urgent when "Your Team" sends this.

heiglandreas, to random
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Drückerkolonne 2.0....

SenseException,
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@flowcontrol @heiglandreas Deutschland würde ich es zutrauen wenn die Aussage ist: "Glasfaser - nur noch für kurze Zeit".

SenseException, to php German
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Building and maintaining a User Group isn't just good memories.

There was the time when a @phpugka was about to start and for a long time no one came. I was even starting to believe that I might have left a wrong address or time on meetup.com, but everything was okay. In the end, next to the speakers, only 1 of around 12 registered attendees came.

It isn't just that my time & work of the past 2 months was for nothing. The host company pre-ordered Pizza for 12 people and had expenses too.

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Locale::canonicalize('en-us')

=> en_US

SenseException,
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@cedx It is. Intl classes also work with en-us.

SenseException,
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@cedx I haven't take a look into why PHP's intl uses mostly underscore CLDR. It would be interesting to know though.

SenseException, to random German
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The goal for the Ryan's brain cancer battle was reached.
https://twitter.com/CalEvans/status/1778424126245310886

SenseException, to php German
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

Me running bin/magento setup:upgrade and getting different errors until it suddenly works.

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Company Recruitment Speak: "The average age of our engineering team is 23" = "We're a bunch of kids who think we know it all"

SenseException,
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@MarkBaker High age isn't experience, it's inflexibility and "we always did it that way" mentality. High age starts around 40.

SenseException,
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@MarkBaker Me neither, but I got the feedback of people who were treated that way.

SenseException,
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@MarkBaker I just realized that you believe I called you inflexible. That wasn't my intention. Sorry for that misunderstanding.

grmpyprogrammer, to php
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8 years ago today I flew to Australia to speak at a conference. This was during my peak speaking run where I got on a plane at least once a month for work or to speak at a conference for 36 straight months.

SenseException,
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@grmpyprogrammer Did you experience good times everywhere?

Even though I like being in different places for a short time, I dislike long travels. That prevents me from answering CFPs, even though I had a lot of fun once I was at the destinations.

ramsey, to random
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When someone reposts something on here, and I write an impassioned reply and click “send,” only to realize the post is from over a year ago, and my response is likely no longer relevant. deletes post

I need to pay attention to the dates on posts.

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@ramsey I don't mind answering to old posts when they're timeless.

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