TheBat

TheBat, 13 days ago

Me and who🥺

TheBat, 13 days ago

Cue Immigrant Song

TheBat, 13 days ago

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

TheBat, 13 days ago

And also somehow have huge expenditures

Is this a euphemism for money laundering?

TheBat, 13 days ago

It made webillion dollars though

TheBat, 13 days ago

Are the boys going to get out of another sticky situation with the threat of blackmail?

Fucking end it on a high note instead of dragging it for eyeballs.

TheBat, 13 days ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ69ny57pR0

TheBat, 13 days ago

They learnt about consent from Elon.

TheBat, 14 days ago

Someone should, considering the obesity numbers.

TheBat, 14 days ago

Not true.

TheBat, 14 days ago

This shit is spreading everywhere, even to non-US subreddits. I regularly saw anti-muslim, homophobic comments on supposedly non-political subreddits like /r/indianboysontinder.

Even self-proclaimed feminist subreddit like TwoXIndia has their members posting BJP talking points when duscussion turn to politics

TheBat, 14 days ago

It used to be limited to right wing subreddits but now its everywhere

TheBat, 14 days ago

That’s what I thought. They have already relaunched 3310 few years back.

TheBat, 14 days ago

Shut up Boris

TheBat, 15 days ago

Where’s Muad’Dib?

TheBat, 15 days ago

Coworkers from USA for Indian teams = hope you like to work from 4pm to 4am.

TheBat, 15 days ago

It would increase the wages in India and at some point the pay would equal to the person who lives in the USA.

You would make a fantastic fantasy writer. 🥲

TheBat, 15 days ago

1. No, that’s not something that’s common.
2. India also has ~6-7% inflation based on official numbers, with the chance of it being much higher in reality. So even those who get hikes are only gaining just a bit more to keep their head above water.

TheBat, 15 days ago

Hitler was onto something though.

Specifically, meth.

TheBat, 15 days ago

What he did consider, however, before settling on the ‘final solution’, was deporting all the Jews, but nobody would take them.

So there’s probably an alternate timeline where Hitler created Israel to deport all the Jews‽

TheBat, 15 days ago

platform exclusivity on Meta Quest

Is there a lore reason behind this stupid af decision?

TheBat, 15 days ago

My CIA agent looking sadly as I install another dating app just to get no matches, again.

TheBat, 15 days ago

I consider myself a pacifist

What’s wrong with Atlantic Ocean, you deranged numbnut?

TheBat, 16 days ago

Yeah that’s why edgy comedian like Jimmy Carr has released 2 Netflix specials in last 3 years. And he, unlike Seinfeld, isn’t whining about ‘kids these days’.

TheBat, 16 days ago

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.