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Zerofactorial

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ottaross, to random
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"So the moral of the story, is always hold out to get your contract defined in terms of sheep, because at the rate GDP is discounted relative to productivity, the net present value is inverted without sufficient leverage and your investors will be under water. Thank you, I'll take questions now."

Zerofactorial,
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@ottaross He could foresee the future, when he would obtain a pregnant ewe lamb on a lava slope

Zerofactorial, to random
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And inside the metal box: a half pound of ham #monsterdon

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@moira Is spam made of giant apes? #monsterdon

Zerofactorial, to random
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Putting a sail on the raft would seem to me to be a waste of time unless there's a subterranean wind #monsterdon

Zerofactorial, to random
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The main thing I learned tonight is that Shatner could be a more restrained actor and somewhat less hammy if he tried

Zerofactorial, to random
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I also was hoping the spider Diane had treated with kindness was going to convince the others to stop the rampage

amyfou, to random
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welp, I'm very sad for all the tarantulas who didn't survive that movie. But the cow, horse, dog and rat actors - as well as of course all those tarantulas - were compeling and smoochable.

It's left us with 1977's vision of the world wide web, I guess.

Thanks @Taweret and all you friends for the fun!

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@amyfou @Taweret I think that poor rat was really gritting its teeth in its big scene

Zerofactorial, to random
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Dude, you could have nailed a board up there without removing the grate in the first place

diazona, to random
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Is that supposed to be a spider he drew on the airplane

Worst spider drawing ever

It looks like an amoeba

Zerofactorial,
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@diazona Banksy he's not

jonny, to random
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Posting from one account to reply from another account to be on the feed without polluting the local feed. others who wish to do the same but don't have an alt can reply to this as well (but untag me)

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@peter_mcmahan @jonny I think the production crew that had to set them out in whatever array the producer wanted would have quit

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@jonny @peter_mcmahan @jonny Seems like you're just trying to force them to be into orgies tho

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    Zerofactorial,
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    @amyfou They're teeming with fleas and whatnot

    Zerofactorial, to random
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    Jessica wants to go home and uninstall the circuit app

    jonny, to random
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    Testing if I can start a thread from here and reply to it on another account without having it show up in the local TL but also have it still show up in the monsterdon feed

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    @jonny Maybe you can watch in in 2x and spoil it for everyone back in 1x

    moira, to random
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    okay everybody let's have some proper MONSTER in next week's movie okay

    Zerofactorial,
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    @moira Well The Stuff didn't really have a bona fide monster in it and that turned out halfway decent

    Zerofactorial,
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    @moira The Stuff is a dessert

    Zerofactorial, to random
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    So, all the mute white-haired children - are they good now?

    Zerofactorial, to random
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    He's dying from radiation but no one else is affected. Seems odd

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    @moira Oh, he was the one in the oven roaster bag? I couldn't see very well

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    Zerofactorial,
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    @amyfou Why haven't cargo shirts caught on already?

    Zerofactorial, to random
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    It Came From Outer Space, Picked Up Some Hardware Supplies, Then Went Back to Outer Space

    Zerofactorial, to random
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    How did the Jane character, who got maybe one minute of screen time, get a head shot in the end titles?

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    @kcarr2015 @allanb Was that the high point of the film? I'm asking, not proposing

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    @amyfou I think his cape doesn't breathe

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    So now the President is a werewolf too, I guess?

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