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airspeedswift, to swift
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The team that works on the interop between and C++ are hiring! Come help people move to a safer friendlier future.

https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200531386/compiler-frontend-engineer?team=SFTWR

airspeedswift,
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Pictured: some compiler engineers discuss a particularly troublesome cross-language dependent member access pattern.

airspeedswift, to random
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Congratulations once again to the Towers Watson retirement account website on winning the annual award for worst password rules:

  • annual password change required (so, change on every visit if you only go there once every tax season)
  • password change is done in a popup window for some reason?
  • many silly requirements
  • special secret requirements revealed only when you fail them
Migueldeicaza, to random
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Let this be the year the teen doesn’t use the floor as her closet.

airspeedswift,
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designatednerd, to random
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Crimping RJ-45 connectors onto Ethernet cable and realizing why sane people do not do this

airspeedswift,
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steve, to random
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Idle thoughts: why on earth do colleges and universities allow students to double major? It's just a trap for overachieving students. In the best case, they get a degree they don't benefit from in any way and miss out on a more well-rounded and less-stressful college experience. Ain't nobody actually needs two undergraduate degrees, and we do students a disservice by letting them think it's some kind of achievement.

airspeedswift,
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@steve counterpoint: in most cases it doesn’t matter what you study or what grade you get, so it’s fine either way

airspeedswift, to random
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Shaved off my beard for the Xmas break, over the objections of the 11yo who says it makes me look “weird and wrong”

airspeedswift,
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@tonyarnold current status

siracusa, to random
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Happy holidays to all my fellow Gen-X gamers. https://youtu.be/QMY8sV_VLK4

airspeedswift,
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@siracusa our 8 bit loving gen-z gamer loved this

airspeedswift, to random
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just opened an embedded swift program in hopper disassembler and it's so small! i'm used to having to wade through oceans of crap to find the bit I want

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  • airspeedswift,
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    @schwa you want to see true horror, go work for a non-tech firm like a bank or something and see the kind of people who gravitate towards these teams

    bagder, to random
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    has now paid 71,400 USD in bug-bounties.

    For security.

    airspeedswift,
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    @bagder would you count unexpected integer wrapping (that didn’t then lead to unsafe memory access)?

    airspeedswift, to random
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    just used find my to establish the AirPods were in my pocket

    airspeedswift, to random
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    i am once again asking people to stop putting greensleeves in christmas playlists

    airspeedswift, to swift
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    Thinking of participating in this year? Here's a starter project for you to get up and running in . The project works in both Xcode and using SwiftPM on Mac, Windows, or Linux.

    https://github.com/apple/swift-aoc-starter-example

    airspeedswift,
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    and @cthielen has a post up on the forums with more details, including a link to the Swift community leaderboard.

    https://forums.swift.org/t/advent-of-code-2023/68749

    Migueldeicaza, to random
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    @airspeedswift Ben, you might be our only hope, are we doing something very wrong here? This seems like a Swift issue: https://github.com/apple/swift/issues/69965

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    @Migueldeicaza hmm it does indeed seem like a bug, but how are you triggering it? the subclass doesn't have an init so you can't create it, and if you try and give it one, DI then kicks in and tells you the problem.

    airspeedswift, to random
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    ICYMI, in Xcode 15, if you highlight part of a line and hit cmd-/, it comments just that part of the line out with /* */

    airspeedswift, to random
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    The code is not working and YET AGAIN, it is because I failed to only change one thing at a time.

    steve, to random
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    airspeedswift,
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    @steve finally, a better way than forEach use to signify bad code

    airspeedswift, to random
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    I was happy for the opportunity to spread the word about Swift's cross-platform support on The Changelog podcast last week.

    https://changelog.com/podcast/566

    airspeedswift, to swift
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    My real agenda here is eliminating the scourge of immediately-executed closures from

    https://forums.swift.org/t/pitch-multi-statement-if-switch-do-expressions/68443

    airspeedswift, to random
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    Whole Foods we need to talk about which continent you think turkeys come from

    airspeedswift, to random
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    I swear I'm not just trying to be contrarian but l thought the stupid pin thing's video was ok

    airspeedswift, to swift
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    Learn all about the new crash reporting capabilities in the runtime in 5.9:

    https://www.swift.org/blog/swift-5.9-backtraces/

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