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amy

@amy@spookygirl.boo

I left one of the biggest tech companies in the world to pursue a nearly life long desire to be naked on the internet instead. Conveniently located wherever I happen to be this month.

butch, bi/pan-sexual, thirties.

Reviews:

  • "This is truly evil. I love it."
  • "Holy. Shit."
  • "your stories just make me cry. I don't think you've told one that hasn't."
  • "I seem to have spontaneously started to bleed, from my nose. In a rather anime fashion."

MINORS DNI
#nsfw #sexworkiswork #swer #sw #alt #goth #poly #porn

#nobot

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amy, to random
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I wanna try a toot game kind of thing. Here's how it works: 25 and up! Drop a selfie and mention+link to the toot you originally saw. I'll start.

amy, to random
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We're definitely

(welcome to season 4 ๐Ÿ˜˜)

amy, to random
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Pull requests are bad because they prioritize the sender rather than the project. It makes sense this would be the case because sender priority is part of how companies juice engagement numbers.

That is, when you make senders happy they will send more which makes numbers go up. You see this with messaging apps and read receipts too.

amy,
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@whitequark because it creates an incentive structure that is less compatible with activities like knowledge building amongst other things. See a longer reply I made elsewhere in the thread: https://spookygirl.boo/notes/9txiz1n2vose4g45

amy, to random
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Who's gonna help me get this up? ๐Ÿฅด

RE: https://botsin.space/users/levels_check/statuses/112528683778699394

amy, to random
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TIL that loop earplugs are color coded, and the ones I like are green and not white, and it's not possible to get this kind of earplug in any other color because their entire product line is color coded like this. It's fine, but color coding your entire product catalog is bizarre.

This is me, a colorblind person, begging all of you to stop fucking differentiating things exclusively by color. The number of times in my life when I've been fucked over by shit like this is uncountable.

Anyway, are there good alternatives to loop earplugs for autistic people that don't sneakily color code their product line?

amy, to random
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Honestly it's time we all acknowledged that scene girl aesthetic hasn't changed in at least 20 years and I think that's beautiful

amy, to random
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Starting a new pay site called "Big Unnaturals" where I showcase my collection of high atomic number elements.

amy, to random
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Happy world goth day.

amy, to random
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Contract negotiation is always a treat ๐Ÿ˜Œ

amy,
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People, if someone says "I need to know x, y, z before I'll agree to your usage of my likeness" that's probably not negotiable.. just sayin'

amy,
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If they're aggressive and dismissive of your position in negotiations, you probably won't like working with them so you better make sure you're getting fairly compensated for the work itself and the work of working with them. Make the price reflect that possibility.

amy,
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You owe it to yourself to be ready to walk away from the money. The people who respect your work will not try to fuck you over with unreasonable terms.

amy,
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Anyway all of this is to say that I've started writing up standard base terms for licensing me: https://spookygirl.boo/@amy/pages/licensing

amy, to random
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Me: minding my business
Guy: hits on me with the confidence of someone whos never been kicked in the crotch
Me: you can pay to see me naked.
Guy: ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
Me: was I unclear? amy bones look me up ๐ŸŽค

amy, to random
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The lady next to me on this flight has 436,000 unread emails.

Lady, I'm begging you. Delete them. Please.

amy,
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@salad_bar_breath only 100+? Jeez some people just don't know the feeling of accomplishment at 1k+

amy, to random
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Calling the city about some leaves in your neighbor's yard is some real cop behavior jfc

amy, to random
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I don't have a gender but if I did it'd be asymptomatic

amy, to random
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Saw someone talking about wanting a federated linkedin. People. People. We can do better than re-creating LinkedIn damn.

amy, to random
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I don't usually talk about mod actions I take, but if you're gonna be shitty in the replies of SWs you better believe I'm gonna suspend you and boost the post you were shitty about.

amy, to random
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What is bugzilla? Wrong answers only.

girlonthenet, to random
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Something that massively annoys me in TV and movies is when someone kisses a cis dude for like 5 seconds, slides their hand down his pants, then goes โ€œoh... nothingโ€™s happening?โ€

Of COURSE nothingโ€™s happening? His dick is not a light switch.

amy,
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@girlonthenet fully agreed. Maybe, maybe that happens for some teenagers, but definitely not for anyone terribly much older ๐Ÿ˜‚

mekkaokereke, to random
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No one watches women's sports! (Because we don't televise the games ๐Ÿคก).

So the WNBA premiere of Caitlin Clark was televised. But the WNBA premiere of Angel Reese (2023 champ who beat Caitlin Clark) and Kamila Cardoso (2024 champ who beat Caitlin Clark), wasn't televised or available to stream in the app. So... A fan set up a bootleg stream. 430K viewers tuned in to watch.๐Ÿคฏ

https://www.nola.com/sports/lsu/angel-reese-lsu-fan-livestream-wnba-debut-drew-430000-viewers/article_ad17806f-56e1-5be1-ab0c-785e0a26dbaf.html

This is free money! Customers are trying to throw it at you!

amy,
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@mekkaokereke @Uair @philip_cardella not a surprise or incompatible with above the above facts, but technique is incredibly important for getting above a certain amount of weight that's body weight dependent. Women being lighter tend to focus on technique more deeply in a lot of sports. Rock climbing being one where it's really obvious because men over rely on their arms and have to learn later to use their legs, while women predominantly use their legs from the start!

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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Iโ€™ve only just noticed (after over a decade of having it) that my avatar is off centre. Does this bother you?

amy,
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@girlonthenet I honestly thought it was intentional this whole time like you were kinda leaning with some sultry sort of affect

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