beebarfbadger

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beebarfbadger,

May update. May not update. Who’s to say?

beebarfbadger,

Okay, but what if you push it down with both your hands? Lava couldn’t get out then. Checkmate.

beebarfbadger,

That’s how they got Pompeii.

beebarfbadger,

Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.

beebarfbadger,

Rest assured, the ones cultivating the wage slaves do have their regular orgies.

beebarfbadger,

Yes, Neil deGrasse Tyson, you are very jaded and knowledgeable. Now let the rest of us have fun.

beebarfbadger,

Next episode: The gang secure themselves a mine to gain a steady supply of blood diamonds.

beebarfbadger,

One session after that, they find out that the continental cartel has had decades to entrench their position on the market and can and will field all the manpower that dozens of diamond-producing national branches can field in order to regain control of one lost national mining branch. Two sessions later, the alchemist is the one who knocks.

beebarfbadger,

I won’t stop you :)

beebarfbadger,

Seats one (1) person. Requires widening of most privately accessible streets.

beebarfbadger,

Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…

beebarfbadger,

Yeah, but it’s a straight terrible port from a mobile game with a solid gacha foundation and Baldur’s Gate skins tacked on. Also you need to subscribe and pay a weekly fee to get access to the premium lockboxes that may or may not (spoiler: they do not) give you the characters/skins/whatever that you actually came for. Everything is time-gated unless you pay more of the premium currency to be allowed to grind more for a chance that won’t proc anyway unless you go into debt to buy enough crates.

beebarfbadger,

Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.

beebarfbadger,

Did he say YOU shouldn’t publish it or it shouldn’t be published?

beebarfbadger,

. . . as we are descrwebweng below . . .

beebarfbadger,

The potential for the possibility that every time someone is taken apart into their constituent molecules, they simply stop living and upon reconstitution are replaced by an identical copy who thinks they are they while the original character is simply dead.

beebarfbadger, (edited )

When your food is delivered, you are only allowed to look at it and praise it while your friends are listening. Turns out you do not own the food. Keeping the plate on your table requires a recurring subscription fee each minute.


The first time they bring the plate, it’s always just the plate with a brick on it, covered by an apology letter and a roadmap that delineates how they plan to improve your meal over the next half year. You have paid in full at this point.

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