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bradellis

@bradellis@hachyderm.io

Prototyping ideas, drawing pretty visuals, making flow charts, documenting systems, and arts & crafts. I just like making stuff!

Previously Square, Airbnb, Lyft, Target, Pacific Helm, etc.

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The young one has gotten around restrictions against bringing toys and trading cards to school by bringing in unique pens. Hilton hotels, winter resorts, even a standard Bic. The kids compare during work time.

bradellis, to random
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IM ALREADY WATCHING YOUR AD - get that nested ad outta there.

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This new ChatGPT voice sounds like it has a sneaky little secret. 🤫

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I’ve been outta town. Just watched that Apple ad. Kept waiting for it to get bad. Assumed I watched the wrong one. Do y’all not subscribe to hydrolic press TikTok accounts?!
I guess it’s another 4 months of opinion jail for Bradley.

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What—and I cannot reiterate this enough—the fuck, Disney?

bradellis,
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@mathowie oh let’s make more presidential games. Jerry Fords balance beam. Bush 41 lip read challenge. The Clinton Blow Booth (where you play a saxophone).

bradellis, to random
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I've always wanted to make a big list of movies thru time with the age spread of the actors who are romantically involved.

Sound of Music? 6 years. Edge of Tomorrow? 21 years. Titanic? 1 year.

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I wonder how Twitter is doing oh god no.

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bradellis, to random
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Not sure if ya'll have played with Rive, but it's a highly capable animation app. Think Lottie but with bones, interaction, and a proper app. This rig has so many clips, z-index shenanigans, and keys to tween, but easily runs at full fps in Chrome.

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I made this. That probably wasn't clear. Here he is running faster and with less bounce.

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bradellis,
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@Ciantic I bet! There’s no beating the last 15 years of web video compression/display. You ever run into any issues with SVG animation? I’ve been meaning to look into that more.

bradellis,
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@Ciantic while I have you - are apngs still out of the question? I haven’t been keeping track of their platform adoption.

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When someone asks me where an icon, or something small is in Figma, I search their username, open the document they're actively in, find their cursor and just paste it underneath. Creepy? Yeah man, but also so much easier than describing a whole ass file structure + 2D location.

Theoretically you'd be able to comment and notify, but it's too easy to miss.

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This looks like Getty tried to get rid of their own watermark.

bradellis, to random
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This is the most chaotic UI adobe has ever made. You can be moving sliders, nothings happening... oh you didn't enable it in the list view. How do you know when it's processing? The done button is disabled.

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Google's over there turning off their image generator. Meanwhile MJ is like, here ya go bruh.

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In 2024, the most unrelatable part of Turning Red is that they just willy nilly get cheap ass concert tickets for a crazy popular band.

I just couldn’t get a ticket to DRIVE THRU Yosemite this weekend while I’ll be up in Yosemite.

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I saw so many people talking about “when Vision gets smaller and cheaper”. But look at your phone. It could be smaller, lighter, and cheaper. But instead it’s bigger and heavier and has lidar and 4 cameras. It might happen! Or maybe just judge it as it is and assume it’ll stay relatively the same.

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bradellis, to random
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Edge so thirsty.

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We gave junior PMs the job of Growth as an industry cuz it was the shittiest, easiest to manage, purely tactical. Everyone else just wanted to build cool things. Then the successful ones climbed the ranks with a firm opinion on how to do stuff (good for metrics or no thanks).

Now they’re in charge - ruining the world from within.

bradellis, to random
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@pbg testing something. Does this work? Can you see this message?

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We all know scalpers are selling Apple Vision Pro preorders on eBay at inflated prices, but I was kinda shocked to see that a bunch sold… for super high prices 🫨

bradellis,
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@christianselig sometimes people “buy” their own items to trick people into thinking that’s what the market is doing rn.

bradellis,
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@christianselig so it’s working on you… ;)

If a dude sets up 50 fake accounts, loses processing fees here and there running this, but it works ONCE, you make $3,000. Maybe it works twice! The ROI on it is insane.

bradellis,
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@christianselig I didn’t fully appreciate the lengths people would go to until I worked at Square. If you catch the right vein, you’ll never have to work again. It’s powerful motivation. And people are successfully stealing millions of dollars every day in the most mundane ways.

bradellis,
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@christianselig early at Square someone (external) was like “whoa stop arresting all these people. If you know they’re stealing, patch the hole and wait for them to find the next one. Treat this cost as security labor.”

bradellis, to random
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Did you know you can just, like, propose a new Emoji and they'll add it if you make a strong enough case? Here's the cover page for the Oyster emoji from '18.

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