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ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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Monoeye Lover | Can't draw sadly | Good at Math | Please help my friends come here, I miss them greatly.

I only block individuals I suspect of being journalists.
I mute instances which either:

  1. Defederate from bae.st
  2. Have me personally blocked
  3. Are effectively automated spam instances, such as ai.wiki or those which have succumbed to discord bot spam.

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No statements made by this account should be taken as support for the trans community.

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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament!

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lebronjames75 @vaartis @f_o_u_r_t_y @mer If mer's vote for themselves was eligible, then this would've put them in the bracket.

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@mer @vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y Self nominations are valid, but nominations/votes from people who came in after January are invalid. :shrug:

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@vaartis @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y @mer Ah, thanks for telling me. Then, yes, mer you can vote for yourself.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@vaartis @f_o_u_r_t_y @lebronjames75 @mer Sorry for the confusion. Genuinely didn't recognize you, I'm not well connected in that chunk of fedi. Come around and say hi more often! :ayaya_hi:

triodug, to random
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Racemixing is cool you guys should try it!

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@triodug bait

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@triodug yep

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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@j :ayaya_woke: Not for long, another month and I am (once again) moving to another town where I will (once again) have a fresh start and will (once again) hopefully not have to deal with everyone in the town being homosexual.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@j EVERYONE here is homosexual, I swear I walked into the only place in the US which is like 95% fags.

r000t, to random
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Some loser reported my post about my contract job at the airport. To the cops.

And if you look close, he's been trying to get me v& since January 3, at least.

Kinda makes me want to work on as:Public some more since that's clearly what he's pissed off about.

Seriously, these guys literally sit there F5ing my profiles looking for anything to report.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@r000t :notlikemiya: is that your real name what the fuck
why are you posting that here bro

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@iAmTheTot @mibo80 @Plastic_Ramses @return2ozma Bro this one is pretty simple though.

The three people running for president are Biden, Trump, and Kennedy. Polls say that Biden has about 45% of the vote, Trump has about 45% of the vote, and Kennedy has about 10% of the vote.

If Biden loses, then either Trump or Kennedy wins. Right now, Trump is the guy who is most likely to win if Biden loses.

lain, to random
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one thing that's not often talked about when people want to know how to beat procrastination is to use some esoteric decision making device like tarot or the i ching

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lain "Hey tarot, what should I do today?"
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@lain Fine let's go for the 10 of swords if you're doing that.
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KonataWagner, to random

When do I get the dog party member in Persona 3?

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@KonataWagner Late enough in the game that you don't ever really want to use him.

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@lemmylem @asklemmy "Your eyes are pretty cute, but I can make them even cuter if you come home with me tonight."

Bird flu virus found in pasteurized milk, though officials maintain supply is safe (www.nbcnews.com)

The Food and Drug Administration said Tuesday that fragments of the bird flu virus had been detected in some samples of pasteurized milk in the U.S. While the agency maintains that the milk is safe to drink, it notes that it is still waiting on the results of studies to confirm this....

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it's in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?

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@zephyreks @NaibofTabr "In order to make a claim about media events you need journalistic credentials."

Holy shit get the fucking boot out of your mouth you're making feet fetishists look like upstanding members of society

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@zephyreks @NaibofTabr I know I say this immediately after having posted feet porn but my point is still valid I swear

sjw, to random

:blobfoxnomhotdog:
Chicago-style_hot_dog_meal,_Bunny_Hutch,_Lincolnwood,

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@sjw sjw did you get to see the eclipse?

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Look at it critically. Our high schools are made so that the lowest of the braindead retards can pass, and yet there's a backlog of students being held back? The school is in the process of losing accreditation because students refuse to come in?

That school is obviously a super-toxic environment, and the county is doing what they can to get the kids in it a high school diploma. They identified the English class as the worst, and what I wrote is one of the typical ways that English classes cause this type of problem.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@Alex Well, do you have an alternative explanation?

thor, to random
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I stored a password for my Apple account in BitWarden at some point. It did not let me sign in to my account with that very reliably stored password. I wanted to sign in there to find my phone. It did not let me sign in without... my phone, which I could not find, because the phone was what I was looking for.

I did eventually find the phone, but what the hell would I have done if I didn't?

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@thor This is why you memorize your passwords and type them out on the sites you go to fam.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating,
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@thor That's good enough actually.

If you have your email password memorized you can just reset the password each time you log in to a site. Memorize your personal email password, bank password, and work email password and you're good to go like CMD here. :konata_thumb:

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@alex
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