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Monoeye Lover | Can't draw sadly | Good at Math | Please help my friends come here, I miss them greatly.

I only block individuals I suspect of being journalists.
I mute instances which either:

  1. Defederate from bae.st
  2. Have me personally blocked
  3. Are effectively automated spam instances, such as ai.wiki or those which have succumbed to discord bot spam.

Pro-:nafo:

No statements made by this account should be taken as support for the trans community.

Featured on @BadFediPosts sometimes.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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Bird flu virus found in pasteurized milk, though officials maintain supply is safe (www.nbcnews.com)

The Food and Drug Administration said Tuesday that fragments of the bird flu virus had been detected in some samples of pasteurized milk in the U.S. While the agency maintains that the milk is safe to drink, it notes that it is still waiting on the results of studies to confirm this....

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@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it's in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?

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@zephyreks @NaibofTabr I know I say this immediately after having posted feet porn but my point is still valid I swear

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>Be hyperfeminist english teacher who likes failing the boys because you hate men.
>county takes notice
>Implements a policy that allows students to bypass you, specifically
>bitch on /r/teachers
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@governorkeagan @j4k3 >on Reddit after a post had a certain number of comments/upvotes, I knew that mine would never be seen. I don’t have that feeling on Lemmy.

Posts federate to other instances - even off Lemmy - at different speeds. Those of us on Pleroma/Mastodon who browse TWKN will just see random posts from wherever, and how popular the post is ends up being irrelevant.

Enjoy your first tiny taste of what the internet is like out there lemmybro.

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@neme That's for the best. The movie theaters are mostly complete garbage as an experience, and a total waste of real estate. Hopefully if this trend continues we can free up a bunch of land that's utterly meaningless.

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:noa_shock: 33% of people on SS are trans wtf
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wtf
how did i not know this guy had a misskey
fucking
followed
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:keku:
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@firecat @Nero Holy fuck lemmyfolk fedposting harder than we are. :asui_what:

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@Barbecued_Lemons @firecat @Nero Posts like the one you just made are why I keep telling people to get off poast.

Poast is great for finding out where you should shack up, but you shouldn't stay there forever fam. You gotta see all of the everything that's out there.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to KindActions
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nigger

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>sjw gets fucking covid
>apparently rekt by it harder than before
>he's still out here reposting the horny bots

:Salute: he truly is the king of horny

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@blivet @stopthatgirl7 @some_guy THE JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI
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these niggas really made hentai reversi
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FBI: "Who shall we monitor?"
"The guy who admits to having sex with children on fedi? Nah."
"How about these Chinese engineers stealing industrial secrets? Meeeeeh."
"Hey, this guy said mean things to a jew once. Yep. Let's monitor that guy, and go through his mail."

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How should a decent, white population treat bears? Specifically, relatively docile black bears.

There is of course the immediate and obvious answer "with respect," and I agree. However, when one makes the comparison between bears and niggers makes one sincerely ask the question: can bears and humans coexist in the same society, as near-equals?

Most bears are better behaved than niggers. Moreover, issues with sexual mixing are absent between bears and humans - we do not have to worry about black bears raping human women so often. One can imagine bears being put to useful work alongside people, and it does not seem like a stretch to imagine bears learning enough human language that they can properly interact with society - after all, Koko learned sign language, it should not be impossible for an intelligent bear to learn how to communicate with humans. Bears are also fuzzy and big and soft, while niggers are smelly and gross.

Bears are unironically more capable of interacting with human populations than niggers. I think it would be a better experiment to see if humans and bears can build a society together than our current experiment of seeing if humans and niggers can build a society together.

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Oof

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@coolboymew Average White Nationalist on fedi :kekw:
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So true king. @romin
I'm going to pin this to my profile so that everyone knows this.
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@radix @Oka This is the most boring possible skill. How do you achieve it?

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Yesterday:
Me: :ayaya: "Hey boss, I got the work done. I need you to help me deploy it though, since you've given me exactly zero details on where this is supposed to go."
Boss: :gurayaya: "Sure thing CMD. Let's do this first thing in the morning."

Today:
Boss: Radio fucking silence
Me: "Hey boss, did you want me to do the work today?"
Boss: "Sorry CMD but I'm too busy to let you do work today."

:ogey:

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social.bbc : corporate propaganda instance.

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@Blaze @fediverse This is the natural reminder to lemmy people that they should have a few alts on different instances, just in case something like this happens.

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@nondescript_citizen "Why do these people defederate from us? We did nothing wrong."

Yep, that's how it goes. Thin-skinned people will defederate from you just because you federate with some other people. Some instances defederate from you because of arguments over frontends. Some instances defederate from everyone (Gab).

They usually have this funny idea that if they defederate from a group of people, that their posts get through and get exposure but not vice-versa. What they don't get is that users typically mute instances that don't federate with them, so it ends up being two-way most of the time.

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Remind all your Windows 7 Gamerbros to install Linux before 2024.
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