@chad@beige.party
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chad

@chad@beige.party

Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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chad, to random
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I have composted
the strawberries
that were good
when I bought them

and which
I was planning
to eat
promptly

Forgive me
they became disgusting
so quickly
when I blinked

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I'm sorry but even though I love you more than anything, we can't be together because you prefer Zyrtec and I prefer Claritin.

chad,
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@StefanThinks my BRAND!

chad, to random
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Things got a little trout of hand earlier

chad, to random
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I call one of the neighborhood cats Derek and that’s really fun

chad,
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This is Derek

chad,
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@Alice right?!? This cat screams Derek

chad, to random
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Everybody should get married and have kids so they have someone else to blame for the unrealized potential in their lives.

chad, to random
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All kids should get free school lunch and all Kindergarten teachers should get free gummies

chad, to random
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Guinness Extra Trout

chad,
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@dannotdaniel no! What am I contributing to?!

chad, to random
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In 15 minutes it’ll only be 5 hours until naptime!

chad, to random
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  1. Remove hot dogs and discard. Pour remaining water into ice cube tray and freeze.

  2. Put some gin and some white wine into a glass. Add 3-4 hot dog ice cubes and stir.

  3. Decant into a champagne flute and serve immediately.

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  1. Remove the hot dogs. Add 1 cup of gin. Garnish with dill and serve in a mug.
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How to make the perfect dry gin martini:

  1. Bring 3 cups of water to a boil. Add 4 hot dogs, remove from heat, cover, and let stand for 7 minutes.
chad, to random
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Your Guests Will NEVER Guess the Special Ingredients in These Cocktails!! (The ice is made of hot dog water)

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I hate checking bags so much that I will do everything in my power to avoid it. I don’t care if I’m going to Europe for two weeks, I will roll my clothes tighter than the fattest blunt just to ensure everything fits in a carry-on.

chad,
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@Alice I hate carrying my bags so much I pay $30 to check them in.

chad,
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@Alice yeah, both options kinda suck really hard. We bought a stroller that fits in the overhead compartment after our nice big one got damaged. Also, one time the car seat didn’t arrive and we had to rent one.

The baby needs to carry her weight a little bit.

chad,
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@Alice it’s like a little reunion with all the other suckers from our flight

chad, to random
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🎶 where have all the bag clips gone?
yippee-yi yippee-yay, yippee-yi yippee-yay 🎵

chad, to random
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@Alice what’s your secret for searching your posts effectively? Should I just stop trying on mobile?

chad,
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@Alice dang. My memory sucks and nothing I say is unique

chad,
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@Alice also nobody talks to me and my posts auto delete after like 6 months I think

chad,
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@Alice I’m trying to find proof of a half-joke idea that I saw somebody is actually building. A service that helps you manage streaming service subscriptions based on which shows you want to watch. And I’m getting nothing, so either I dreamed it, I suck at searching, or it was too long ago

chad,
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@Alice nah although that does remind me that I only have a few days left on my Max subscription

chad,
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@Alice huge breakthrough: in the web UI (at least), you can add "from:@chad" to your searches

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