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chad

@chad@beige.party

Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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What a day to be a dill tree living next to a thriving sweet potato and some delicious compost!

chad,
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@Alice this is what happens when the Earth is bombarded by solar flares or something

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I lost some followers and I’m not sure if it's because they didn't like my weak photo of the aurora borealis or didn't appreciate my question about how much teeth they like with their BJs. Probably a little bit of both.

chad,
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@Alice I was gonna say “gotta thin the herd” but I’m already the third person to show up with that, thus proving our point

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Men would receive way more blowjobs if they'd just be more encouraging with their partners by telling them how much teeth they like.

chad,
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@Alice one tooth is scarier. All that potential localized in one point

chad,
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@Alice the word “puncture” is lurking on the borders of this conversation

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How will this aurora affect the economy? I eagerly await NPR’s Saturday programming.

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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

chad,
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@Alice doesn’t matter which seat I pick, me and my crying baby are touring the whole airplane the whole time 🤙

chad,
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@Alice Wirecutter’s pick is the Shhhwaddle and it’s worth the extra cash imo

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Where my fellow risk takers at?!?

You know, the kind who like to rawdog their crossword puzzles and Sudokus with a pen.

chad,
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@Alice gold

chad,
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@Alice @NickGates I had to edit mine for alt text

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The worm in my brain wants me to announce that it is also dead.

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Setting a new ko-fi goal to buy myself this shirt

chad,
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@Cassandra Skippy doesn’t mess around. He gets a weapon and is immediately down for regicide

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And on this day, we lift up our voices and say unto @Alice: hello.

chad,
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@Alice yes let’s

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sourdoughawk

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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

chad,
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@RickiTarr can it wait til tomorrow?

chad,
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@RickiTarr fresh out of the oven

A photo of just one of the sourdough loaves. This has the classic hashtag pattern which is definitely what it’s called. Might be a bit under-risen.
A photo focusing on the other sourdough loaf. This one has a mohawk.

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Would you say you’ve picked the perfect profile picture or is it just good enough that you aren’t in the market for a new one anymore?

chad,
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@Alice lol I hit send on that other post as this one got to me

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Why did somebody tell the dryer that it knows when clothes are dry? Just setting it up for failure

chad, to random
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The horn on the bus is seldom used
Seldom used, seldom used
The horn on the bus is seldom used
I take issue with this song

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I forget if SaaS means sausage as a service, or software as a sausage.

chad,
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@the_etrain Sausages are actually Sausage

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:bc: Attention Beige Party-goers! :bc:

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Beige-bless :bb:

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sunk trout fallacy

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