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chad

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Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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chad, to random
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@Alice what’s your secret for searching your posts effectively? Should I just stop trying on mobile?

chad,
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@Alice dang. My memory sucks and nothing I say is unique

chad, to random
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Have you ever caught somebody deleting and reposting their post?

chad, to random
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The You Wouldn’t Download a Car meme but it says Order Online

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Ponytails make people look like, I dunno, a little horsey?

chad,
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@Alice this was one of the four horse facts they repeated a bunch in the episode of Sesame Street I watched yesterday. Somebody is looking out for the kids.

the_etrain, to random
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If I had access to one of them Men in Black mind erasers I'd have zapped myself so many times by now.

chad,
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@the_etrain maybe you have

chad, to random
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Sometimes Dan I’m died k judo want to post Stacey out put i get from my last shoe grilling

chad,
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Sometimes when I’m tired I just want to post whatever output I get from my lazy swipe typing

chad, to random
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We've got some thunder rolling around the rainy island this morning! It's not common here and it makes me think about the midwest.

StefanThinks, to random
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You couldn't have an actor named Dick van Dyke today because of woke.

chad,
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@StefanThinks Dick MPV Dyke

the_etrain, to random
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Oh, go fuck yourself already.

Flying cars: The future of personal mobility
https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0hq2hhy/flying-cars-the-future-of-personal-mobility

chad,
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@the_etrain why does it have to also be a car

rephlex00, to random
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The words you use in your rap battles can still hurt peoples feelings

chad,
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@Alice @rephlex00 there once was a man from Hawaii
Who said “I’m a new type of guy!”
He tagged onto jokes from funnier folks
And thought “now THAT’S a reply!”

chad,
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@Alice I pronounce them all like Whitney Houston

chad, to random
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Abby from Sesame Street is giving some real unhelpful Gandalf energy.

chad,
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Gabrielle, Abby, Elmo, and Cookie Monster: What if we use construction paper for the walls of this maze for our hamster? Let’s try!

Very crafty and creative, great.

Gabrielle: I wish there was some way we could test the maze.

Abby: I’LL USE ACTUAL MAGIC TO SHRINK COOKIE MONSTER AND MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A HAMSTER. But I’ll only use my magic for this part of the problem and I won’t explain why.

the_etrain, to random
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I just know some schmuck is going to propose during totality with some shit line about how "nothing can eclipse my love for you."

chad,
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Was about to post “total eclipse of the fart” but then I wondered why I haven’t posted that every other day of my fedilife

chad, to random
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Wake and bake but it’s actually bread

RickiTarr, to random
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Black holes don't suck.

chad,
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@RickiTarr YOU DON’T SUCK

chad, to random
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Eating all of these donuts today is the healthy choice because now they won’t be around to mess up my diet tomorrow.

RickiTarr, to random
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Please everyone, do not send your opinions about history to @theropologist HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME TODAY!

Please bank them, and send them on the weekend.

chad,
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@RickiTarr @theropologist in my opinion, most of history was a mistake. We should not have.

chad,
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@mentallyalex all we needed from him was like one or two tasteful pics per year

chad, to random
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Oops! All Sugars

the_etrain, to random
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Something crazy just happened. We may have had a small earthquake.

chad,
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@the_etrain scrolling backwards this morning, and you are the earliest mention of the earthquake! Congrats, chief!

chad,
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@the_etrain 🫡 SIR

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Imagine my surprise, dear reader, when the Altoids tin in my junk drawer actually had Altoids in it.

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