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chad, to random
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Corporate Accounts Payable, this is Nina speaking. Just a moment.

Alice,
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@chad I can still hear it.

chad, to random
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So there’s a tree named Joshua?

Alice,
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@chad Yeah and he's super menacing looking.

chad,
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@Alice I don’t trust this Joshua tree 🤨

chad, to random
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Morning standup time!

Yesterday, I finished the cheesecake.
Today, I’ll finish the donuts.

No blockers.

Alice,
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@chad Where is the pie on the roadmap?

chad,
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@Alice [INTERIOR, KITCHEN, WEDNESDAY, LUNCH]

wife: (not seeing the empty pie tin) these sandwiches are great! thanks!

me: (sweating) great!

chad, to random
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If you have déjà vu but you don’t say “whoa, déjà vu” you will have that same déjà vu again until you say “whoa, déjà vu” about it.

chad, to random
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Is there a hashtag or cw convention for when you post something that would probably be better to instead say to a therapist if you had a therapist?

Alice,
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@chad I enjoy providing my unqualified and uninformed hypotheses to all of those questions because I like to consider myself a theorapist.

chad, to Bloomscrolling
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#bloomscrolling The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.

chad,
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Follow up! I caught this bird in the middle of its opening day

chad, to random
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Cakeposting will resume as soon as I finish this pie. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

chad, to random
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hey siri what’s the nirvana song that goes “ah yeahhhheahhhh heyeyhh yeahh ohhhhh”

chad, to random
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The best reason to learn to cook for yourself is so you can put miso in everything.

chad, to random
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Won’t someone rid me of this carrot cake

DemocracySpot,
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@chad

It has sat far too long for any good it has done.

chad, to random
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Well now I’m suspicious

chad, to random
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I don’t know what the colors mean in JoWordle and you can’t make me learn

NickGates,
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@chad I guess yellow means you have a pizza watch, red is for a pizza warning

Alice,
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@NickGates @chad Yeah, but only in the morning.

chad, to random
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My choices are making me feel bad and there’s no end in sight.

chad,
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@cgsines @Alice that won’t stop me

Alice,
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@chad @cgsines F yeah. I’m only on mastodon for Chad's cake posts, anyway.

chad, to random
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What a day to be a dill tree living next to a thriving sweet potato and some delicious compost!

Alice,
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@chad What utopian planet do you live on?

chad,
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@Alice this is what happens when the Earth is bombarded by solar flares or something

chad, to random
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How will this aurora affect the economy? I eagerly await NPR’s Saturday programming.

Tim_Eagon,
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@chad only $350 million in lost productivity since it happens at night.

Alice,
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@chad My Etsy shop where I sell my blurry aurora borealis photos is going to be hit the hardest.

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