chemical_cutthroat

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Yeah, Lake County, which is Florida Florida.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I work for a brewery in Portland, and we’d like to make over varieties, but hazys and IPAs are what sell.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Oh, we’ve got a hoppy red for people who want something dark…

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

wink

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Sling my gooey coffin through the celestial landscape!

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

That’s just the real Mitch McConnell trying to escape. He’s been locked in there since '45. I think Stephen King wrote a book about it.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Well, one, I suppose.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I just looked him up. He’s hyper religious and anti-“woke”. He is an out of touch billionaire. He’s everything Republicans want. Too bad his skin tone is so dark, he’ll never make it past prelims.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

They can be broken down and sold for individual parts. I’m sure it will end up on Craigslist.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

In the game it’s great. Irl it’s a nightmare.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

You’re going to the wrong parties, friend.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Why do I read this like a Team Rocket promo?

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

One of my favorite songs from them.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Roll backwards into the person behind you to establish manual dominance.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I’d love to see a metric of deaths per year by legal and illegal firearms.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I’m not trying to move the goalpost here, so we can take the numbers at face value if that’s the way we want to look at it. However, I would consider guns stolen from family members that didn’t lock them up as “legally obtained” because of the close proximity of the relationship and the disregard of basic safety on the part of the original owner. I know this just muddies the water, but as for myself, that is how I would classify it. There was little to no barrier to separate the killer from the weapon, it may as well have been handed to them.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I couldn’t even tell you what my ringtone or sms alert sound is. I can’t be sure the speakers in my phone have ever been used. I’ll return your call/text on my time.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

I work in the restaurant business. The amount of people that show up at last call and expect to be treated to full service for another hour or more is outrageous. It happens literally every night. There is no shortage of entitled asshats out there.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Hey, everyone! Here’s one of the assholes I’m talking about. If you have any questions for the entitled diner, now’s the time.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Our hours state that last call is 15 minutes before close. If you come in at 16 minutes before close, sure, we’ll serve you, but we will not continue serving you 14 minutes before close, because that is after last call. The people I’m talking about are the people that hang around for an hour, sip their drink, nibble their appetizer and cause the rest of the staff to stay on for no reason other than to clean up after the customer leaves. This isn’t a “manager” thing, it’s a shithead customer thing.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Closing isnt when they stop taking orders, it’s when your supposed to get the fuck out.

That’s exactly it. I want to lock the doors, start sweeping and mopping, and close down the dish pit. I honestly don’t give a shit when someone shows up, as long as they understand that need to be out by close. Go ahead, come in one minute before close, here’s a shot and some bread that didn’t get sold during the rush, adios. I just don’t want to have to postpone my life because of the one person who decided to try to beat the buzzer, I’ve already been on for 8-10 hours and I’m beat. Shit, follow me to the bar I’m headed to, because they will still be open when I’m done, and you won’t look like an asshole. They even have a solid vegan burger.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

Seems like a cool dude.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

What a time to be alive. My dad got me a Gameboy with an external battery pack for my birthday when I was a kid. If I’d have known this was the future I had to look forward to, I would have flipped out.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

It’s not Dancing Mad… But I’ll take it.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 months ago

TL;DR: We’ve seen that unfinished and half-assed products still print money because you cunts’ll buy anything, so we shit canned the unionized workers to make sure we can maintain maximum profits while making good on our promise to deliver absolute dogshit products with little to no QA.Thanks for all your support over the years, we look forward to you sucking our dick over unreleased titles while forgetting that same dick is still covered in shit from the last time we fucked you. Toodle-do.