chemical_cutthroat

chemical_cutthroat, 1 hour ago

Ahh yes, the mighty empire of… checks notes the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, and Palau.

chemical_cutthroat, 1 hour ago

I’m not denying the imperialism of the US, I’m just saying that a group of islands with a total population 1/10th the size of my city isn’t really the chief problem, and kinda comes off as anti-American for anti-American sake. There are myriad other problems, and a couple of islands that gave us some strategy in the Pacific are hardly the East India Trading Company.

chemical_cutthroat, 2 hours ago

I’ve seen a lot of bad acting in my life. I have never seen anything that bad. Chucko is giving Seagal a run for his money, or is running for Seagal’s money. Maybe both. Either way, the trailer was offensive. I can’t imagine how much money it took to put the film together and how many children died of starvation that could have been fed instead of making that piece of shit.

chemical_cutthroat, 2 hours ago

It’s 50/50 for me.

A: I don’t want to give the algorithm any reason to promote the film to others that may be interested in the other things that I am.

B: It’s a train wreck. There is a morbid curiosity.

Weigh your options and make your choice. I’ll usually try to find a way to bootleg truly awful movies, but I won’t even bother with this one. It actually made me angry.

chemical_cutthroat, 15 hours ago

Oh, ok. I haven’t bought an EA game in over a decade, and the one that I was gifted ended up being broken and nearly unplayable, so I’ll just continue abstaining from them.

chemical_cutthroat, 15 hours ago

Jimmy Eat World has a fucking solid catalog from front to back. A lot of fans bag on Chase This Light as a weak release, but it still has some solid jams on it. I have a playlist of their discography and there isn’t a skip on it. I just let it go while I’m working and I’m never bored.

chemical_cutthroat, 1 day ago

I rented a Malibu several years ago and it was the most bland, uninspired car I have ever driven. It set a new bar for mediocre. There was nothing “bad” about it, but I couldn’t wait to be rid of it. And that’s coming from a guy who has owned more than one Buick. I can’t say I’m sorry to see the badge retired.

chemical_cutthroat, 3 days ago

I really like what they did with the wall.

chemical_cutthroat, 3 days ago

Every time you have sex, is she just thinking about his code?

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

What’s worse is when I have a straight flush in the first hand and it’s the “only one hand type” boss. I don’t even realize until I try to play a two pairs on the next hand and realize just how fucked I truly am.

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

I’ll have one as soon as I change my name to Ben and/or Jerry.

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

When you’ve got money and you do the kind of things I get up to, people laugh and say that you’re eccentric, which is a polite way of saying you’re fucking mad.

—Keith Moon

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

Like Trump’s legal defense is about to be for him.

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

When they only have two brain cells to share, they have to pass them around communities.

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

I was out for a leisurely trip down Rodeo Drive and happened to have my hunting equipment with me. I pondered; when was the last time someone of my caliber was in these parts? Surely, not since many of the residents had cause to require the skilled service of my ancestors.

chemical_cutthroat, 4 days ago

How dare a black man put his knee down!? That’s our move.

chemical_cutthroat, 5 days ago

If you think they won’t keep attacking, you are wrong. If you think they’ll stop with rubber bullets and tear gas, you are wrong. If you think they aren’t coming for you, you are wrong.

chemical_cutthroat, 6 days ago

This is just inaccurate…

chemical_cutthroat, 5 days ago

If the name was actually Napoleon, or if it used the traditional French recipe in the image to mimic the flag, I would give it a pass as a good shit post, but it’s Neapolitan, and it’s using the American recipe, so it’s not even tangentially funny. It’s just a bad shit post, and not in a good way. Sorry chief, try again.

chemical_cutthroat, 5 days ago

Who died and made you… Oh.

chemical_cutthroat, 6 days ago

I had a great time with Andromeda when it released, but something happened to the game during new game plus that completely broke everything, and I stopped playing to wait for a patch.

I’m still waiting…

chemical_cutthroat, 7 days ago

Hell yeah. Government inspected beef.

chemical_cutthroat, 6 days ago

Your local recruitment office. They’ll inspect your meat and give you a free haircut.

chemical_cutthroat, 8 days ago

I’d lose my mind if the doctor regenerated and Picardo walked out… “Please state the nature of your medical emergency.”

chemical_cutthroat, 8 days ago

Updoots to the left