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Ride bikes. Ride rails. Pants. He/Him. Trying. Toronto. Sade fan.

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Oh come on.

christ, to transit
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SwanBoatSteve did a deep dive, of course, into fare evasion on the TTC, Toronto's public transit system.

Have a look.

https://stevemunro.ca/2024/03/20/fare-evasion-on-the-ttc-2/

Got a legit chortle out of this gem: "Cmmr Osborne asked how many tickets the TTC actually issues today, and management answered about 100 per week. That number provoked debate considering that there are about 100 Fare Inspectors."

That's a six figure job btw.

#TTC #Transit #Policing #ACAB

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Meet me in Avalon in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass kicking.

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Just over here completely ugly emotional crying at bar rescue reveal scenes.

christ, to cycling
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This is the best Formula 1 Racing piece I have ever read.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240301170542/https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a46975496/behind-f1-velvet-curtain/

And for some reason the magazine retracted and buried it.

christ,
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@leahbobet Kate is so good at this.

christ, (edited ) to random
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Dreary overcast hump day morning-ish. Fela Ransome Kuti & the Africa 70. Water Get No Enemy. Expensive Shit. Send toot.

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A lonely 10 mins by myself in the weekly 3pm zoom that no one else bothered to join means ITS NOW NAPTIME.

gemelliz, to conservative

A new Canadian federal party called the "Canadian Future Party" is getting ready to launch.
The interim leader is Dominic Cardy, a former member of Premier Higgs N.B. conservative gov't. Big players include Andrew Coyne, Lisa Raitt, General Hillier, and a collection of Stephen Harper conservative team members.
They are branding themselves as a "voice for pragmatic, centrist Canadians."
Slim media coverage so far, tho.

christ,
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@gemelliz the greasiest of opportunist.

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Was feeling a bit down this morning. CVS Bangers came up on shuffle. Fixed me right up.

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I can see why police are always shooting at shit, look at this dangerous work of, um, reading books?

christ,
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@WhiskeySailor A👏 C👏A👏B👏

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My barometer for if I am actually sick or not, is when I take the pseudoephidrine and it's not fun.

christ,
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@tomh We have over the counter Dextromethorphan in my nation.

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Happy Who Do You Think You Are I Am Day to all who observe!

A BOOMER IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT EXHIBITS THE TRADITIONAL MATING DANCE.

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"SHE'S A TRUTHER, JERRY" Imagined script of what Seinfield would be like dealing with 9/11.

https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf

via B3ta

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OH NO. Ambulance and Fire Services call to the weekly Unicylist meetup. Hope it's not serious.

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A rat done bit my sister Nell.

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RIP DAMO

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Happy PriceMaster day to all those who observe. Thank you for shopping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmmxW7Ksc8

ukuku, to cycling
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Now THIS is a cargo bike. Spotted outside our local bike co-op, which is freakin amazing.

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@ukuku I love it. Bigger cargo bed size than most "trucks" these days or at the least it gets more use out of the cargo bed.

christ, to random
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Fever Dream Scenario edition. Double Bradford getting flip toss smoked at the bottom of a toboggan hill by some gnarly tween on a GT SnoRacer whilst getting in his sound bite.

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RIP MOJO

ElleGray, (edited ) to random
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watching these people walk around with goggles over their eyes not paying attention to the world makes me hopeful we'll soon have gangs of feral children pickpockets roaming the streets. I might write a novel about them

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@ElleGray YES

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@ElleGray That scene from one of the Mad Max movies where the feral kids chant the pilots name of "Walker" but it's just local kids identifying goggled targets.

"wallllkerssss... walkersss."

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I went snowboarding today, and I think I literally broke a rib just bending over to do my bindings. It popped, and now it hurts to breathe. I think this means I am officially too old to leave the house.

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@tomh This kind of ageing SUCKS. I now pay for bloody roadside assistance FOR MY BIKE.

PS. Keep going outside. The alternatives are far worse.

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The library video streaming thing sends out weekly emails to idiots like me who haven't unsubscribed. They went hard this week and suggested that we all watch "Good Time".

It's a great movie but it's pretty uneasy. I love the library.

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@robotmachine THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

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