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Aging minor internet wizard. I built the IMDb message boards. I ran the last.fm databases. I rendered the picturebooks at Wonderbly. I survived Makeshift. Core engineer at Platform.sh. Many others lost to time. Currently, back on my startup bullshit. Good at naming things.

I used to be cms@mastodon.social but that place was getting crowded.

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Shogun was enormously satisfying as a viewer. I hope it inspires more people to seek out and watch "Counterpart".

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Well I ran out of battery halfway through the hand install, so several hours of recovery later I can boot into fsvo. Where are all my other bootable partitions though, and will I be able to tolerate long enough to learn to live with it? These are the questions. Stay tuned, rat-fans.

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Maybe you're the kind of person who knows what Wizbit was. Maybe you're also the kind of person who knows who Lead Belly was. But are you the kind of person who knows that the fascinatingly terrible Wizbit theme is based on a Lead Belly deep cut? https://youtu.be/EdgEMSAZjrs

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Dear gov.uk. Thanks for including me in a user survey. I am 53 though🤔

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If the problem isn't DNS then it's probably DNS registrars.

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WOW, the sound of that wicket. Bumrah 😘

That's a great fourth innings from England though. India still showing flashes of vulnerability.

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Sometimes, you win a game in the field.😱 Run out for Stokes.

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Bumrah vs Foakes and Stokes, 189 still to chase.😬 It says a lot about this era of England that this feels like "game on" 🏏

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Runs accumulate, gently 🤔🏏

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Would really appreciate more than two hours sleep tonight 🤞🙏😬

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Man that was a crazy first month back at work!

(that somehow fitted into only the first day 😅)

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When I log in to X, Facebook, instagram etc, the majority of my “micro targeted” ad content is for beer belly concealing garments, and male hair loss solutions.

An odd thing about me is, for a late middle aged white guy, my genetics really rolled high for those buckets. My waistline is still stubbornly where it ended up in my mid twenties, and I have an uncannily full head of hair, barely yet greying.

I suspect the ad-tech works about as well as the self-driving car tech.

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Well the weather inside is frightful
And the fires below are spiteful

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All those years telling people front end wasn’t real development and now we have JavaScript SPAs instead of web pages.

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Ian Gibson was my first favourite comic book artist. Legend.

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It’s very confusing, telling advertisers to go fuck themselves ought to be pretty cool. Imagine being so uncool you fail to land that rocket.

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It's not much, but I'll take it.

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Hey everyone! See that thing happening with Chrome, where Google seems to be using their de-facto dominance over the mainstream browser environment to try and outlaw user-agent content filtering, AKA ad-blockers?

May I suggest you take a long, hard look at VSCode and GitHub and have a little wonder about those and where they might be heading a few years hence?

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I ❤️

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I am low-key scared by this off-kilter weather.

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It’s a bit weird that my internet drama ratio is now 100% guitar influencer scandals and 0% programmers being fascists. A breath of fresh air😕

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If they’re this excited about ‘X’, wait until they find out about X11!

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Sorry your parcel has been delayed because of an unexpected issue in your area. Seven weeks now. I just want to sit down.

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only a few days left to go before the internet fills up with boring complaints about supposedly flawed weapon durability mechanics

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Do babies cry with an accent?

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