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dgar, to random
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I think I’ve figured out how to make money from music.

Anyone want to buy a Fender Stratocaster?

dgar, to random
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No wonder my password is insecure.

With all the strict requirements upon it, it’s difficult to maintain confidence.

dgar, to random
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I went to a really lame house party once.

Only one house turned up.

dgar, to random
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I’m going outdoors, because of how awkward it is to go outwindows.

dgar, to ethelcain
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*based on a true story, but with bits added to make it interesting.

Little Black Hatchback
~ Dgar

https://song.link/i/1735204926

dgar, to random
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My friend used to always say "Pints! Litres! Gallons!".

That spoke volumes.

dgar,
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dgar,
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@johnb48 😁

dgar, to random
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Clown divorces almost always end in a custardy battle.

darthdzl,
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dgar,
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@darthdzl 😂

dgar, to random
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Here’s a real humdinger for you!

A bee flies into a bell.

dgar, to music
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Hashtag:
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject:
Submission: The Power of Love
By: Huey Lewis & The News
Submitted by: @dgar
Song Link: https://song.link/i/725785116
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112532804954265733

I’m a sucker for a classic rock song.

“You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love“

dgar, to random
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Yes, a US President can be sworn in from behind bars.

madjo,
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@dgar He could be the first president to live in the big house instead of the White House

dgar,
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@madjo 🤭

dgar, to random
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My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb.

I prefer custard.

Kahte,
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@dgar Crumble à la framboise/rhubarbe ... Rahhh Bisous du vendredi mon Dgar 😘 😘 😘 😘

dgar,
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@Kahte 🤭🫶

dgar, to random
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Those here for yodelling lessons, please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

MineMcG,
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@dgar

Guy gets to hike in the Alps.

When caught in a blizzard, a man and his wife and 18 year old daughter took him in.

Bored, after several days, the daughter seduces him.

When all was clear, the guy departed.

The man find out the guy slept with his daughter and yelled at the guy, but he was already a good distance away.

The guy yelled back: AND YOUR OLD LADY TOO.

Thats how Yodel started.

dgar,
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@MineMcG 😏

dgar, to random
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I learned how to make desserts at Sundae School.

darthdzl,
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dgar,
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@darthdzl 😂

dgar, to random
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Cows have hooves because they lactose.

darthdzl,
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dgar,
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@darthdzl 😁

dgar, (edited ) to ethelcain
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No one really knows what she said.

She was in an airlock.

Airlock
~ #Dgar

https://song.link/i/1725622589

#DgarMusic #DgarRadio #indie #rock #music

darthdzl,
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@dgar
In space, no one can hear you scream. Nobody said anything about airlocks. 😁

video/mp4

dgar,
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@darthdzl 🤦

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