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MineMcG

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Me, myself and I

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ChrisPirillo, to random
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I was in a car accident (very minor). I briefly highlighted the damage as a part of this week's vlog: https://youtu.be/PTMY5V-GJHI (give it a watch when you can). I also talked a bit about what I want to see come out of the DOJ suing Apple. And other random bits of geeky life advice. Enjoy!

MineMcG,
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@ChrisPirillo
Hope you safe and better

Just a useless tip:
Those fancy openers doesn't always work. So gently tap the lid side on the side of the counter or with a heavy object like a meat tenderising hammer.
Not too hard and gently all around.
You'll see you can open any lid.
Superman's brother Superopener!

br00t4c, to random
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How a billionaire's privilege is taking down our republic

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/trump-lawyers-fees/

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
Should look at the 4 part alien interview on YouTube.
That alien, I'm not judging the makers if its fake or not, but he did say that as well as a few scary things about the future that did come true so far.

https://youtube.com/@menithings?feature=shared

br00t4c, to Starwars
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Hasbro's New Star Wars Toys Embrace the Dark Side

https://gizmodo.com/hasbro-star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-enoch-night-troopers-1851333350

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
Not even Star Wars can escape the Porn Side

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ChrisPirillo, to random
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do you honestly expect me to pay a dollar for anything smaller than that

MineMcG,
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@ChrisPirillo
Lecturer: What part of the body can grew up to 8 times it size when aroused.
Girl smirking: Know its biology classes, but thats not appropriate.
Lecturer: Mary? Its quite obvious you don't get any. Secondly you going to be seriously disappointed someday.
Mary: Why, sex has its place and time, but not unless its during reproduction chapters.
Lecturer: Well all good and fine, but the answer still stays the eye, not which is on your dirty mind.

br00t4c, to random
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Billionaires Hate This One Weird Trick: Taxing Them

https://jacobin.com/2024/03/billionaire-global-wealth-tax-proposal-brazil/

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
What do you expect when they have to hand over millions of blood money

18+ Terrapin17, to random
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NSFW

MineMcG,
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@Terrapin17
Wanna have sex with this man

18+ Terrapin17, to random
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NSFW

MineMcG,
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@Terrapin17 jummy boner

br00t4c, to random
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Woman Passed Out In Hot Yoga Class Must Have Achieved Nirvana

https://www.theonion.com/woman-passed-out-in-hot-yoga-class-must-have-achieved-n-1851282663

MineMcG,
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@br00t4c
One thing they NEVER tell you when you start yoga classes is the flatulence aspect

dosnostalgic, to random
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Some DOS games that are turning 30 this year:

Jazz Jackrabbit
X-COM
WarCraft
Heretic
Beneath a Steel Sky
Ecstatica
Hocus Pocus
Magic Carpet
Little Big Adventure
System Shock
Under a Killing Moon
Wacky Wheels
Theme Park
Ultima 8
Raptor
Cyberia
TIE Fighter
Corridor 7
DreamWeb
TES: Arena

MineMcG,
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@dosnostalgic
Still have some in their boxes.
Classics

MineMcG, to random
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An electrician sometimes get to the shocking truth by mere being current

dgar, to random
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Archaeologist:

A person whose career lies in ruins.

MineMcG,
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@dgar
A mathematician's days are definitely numbered.
Also an astronaut doesn't need space savers

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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MineMcG,
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@nocontexttrek
I'd rather have buns Neelix

misc, to random
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Who knew the most realistic bit in Star Wars was the Jedi Mind Tricks?

MineMcG,
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@misc not the skimpy thing Lia wore that's now a classic?

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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MineMcG,
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@nocontexttrek
TNG bridge after new years party?

arstechnica, to random
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Smartphone manufacturers still want to make foldables a thing

Foldables are barely 1% of the market, but that's not stopping anyone but Apple.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/12/smartphone-manufacturers-still-want-to-make-foldables-a-thing/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

MineMcG, (edited )
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@arstechnica so if no one wants it, please send me one. Love the idea of a big smartphone with a tablet size screen inside.

luvuni4ms, to Marriage
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Part1 Hung married business daddy with enough cock for everyone in the office.

/tie ring

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MineMcG,
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@luvuni4ms
Damn horny inducing

maxleibman, to random
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Did you know that cacti can be a source of water in an emergency?

If you encounter someone who won't share their water, repeatedly hit them with a cactus until they give it to you.

Follow me for more desert survival tips.

MineMcG,
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@maxleibman
Also if yor car breaks down take the door off and when its getting really hot, wind down window

MineMcG, to random
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@wx1g hi handsome, big hug for you

MineMcG, to random
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@wx1g
Thanks Dave, big hug and kiss if you want them.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Oh, that's why my mouth tingles so much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

MineMcG,
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@lowqualityfacts don't they also glow in the dark?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I pray to Pluto every single day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

MineMcG,
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@lowqualityfacts
Zack Allen jokingly explains to G'Kar that Daffy is the 'ancient Egyptian god of frustration'

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