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eater

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autistic and agender and poly and plural

does a computer

#nobot #noarchive #noindex #nobridge

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gremlins, to random
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my partner said to post this
so although i don't usually tattoos on the internet, and my back is WOW a huge WIP, here we are :3

eater,
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@gremlins you looking cute in that pink bra and tattoo

eater, to random
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one card tarot draw from my new tarot deck, reply if you want a draw (+ whatever the guidebook says about it)

eater,
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@lofty VII of Cloaks

It's time to raise your shields and charge your disruptors! Perhaps you need to secure a promotion, save a school club, or defeat a Klingon Bird-of-Prey. Whatever the cause, continue to stand your ground. This card promises victory to those who refuse to waver.

eater,
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@az Queen of Starships (R)

The Queen has become insecure and anxious. She demands attention to validate her own worth, and endlessly seeks praise and affirmation. Her sickbay is no longer a place of healing, but rather a monument to her self-worship.

I am not being held hostage by a panther

eater,
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@az whoa that's so pretty, what deck is that?

gremlins, to random
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help my partner keeps mixing up flannel and plaid, and while i understand why how am i supposed to describe flannel texture except for "plaid pants when they're new but only the flannel ones not the regular cotton ones"

eater,
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@gremlins the wiki literally starts with "Not to be confused with a plaid fabric." I wash my hands in innocence

julialuna, to random
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hacked lol

eater,
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@julialuna agatha agatha?

eater,
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@Vierkantor @julialuna surprise anne!!

eater, to random
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Hey gamers, I am a programmer/sysadmin with 14 years of experience, and am looking for a new place to work!

I am looking for either a syadmin position or work as a developer in either rust, php, kotlin or java (in order of preference)

with the following wants:

  • fully remote (from NL)
  • 32h week
  • non-contractor work

other plusses would be, full async communications and/or setting own hours

you can look at my CV here: https://zt.je/cv.html

Let me know if you would like to hire me or have a nice place for me to work at! thank you!

eater, to random
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points at cloudflare just forwarding abuse reports to their clients this too, is yuri

Hertog, to random
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Alphabet, Apple and Amazon all start with an A.

Coincidence? I think not!

Thats right, Albert Heijn is the next big tech giant.

eater,
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@Hertog Grocer will be the new Cloud

eater,
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@Hertog @onemuri wrong. they had Hertog Jan Herfstbok cans on sale at my Aldi

eater, to random
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still no clue what the heck a disqordia is or who eris is

oracle, to random
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does anyone have any good tools for converting FLAC to AAC that are (a) free and (b) not just ffmpeg under the hood? we wanna convert our FLAC library to AAC so we can sync it to our iPod but ffmpeg’s files have weird skipping issues (this is documented) so we can’t use it

eater,
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@oracle sox?

eater,
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@oracle gstreamer or GNOME Sound Converter

eater,
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@oracle also didn't Foobar2000 have an embedded convertor? idk if that's ffmpeg in a jacket though

starshine, to random
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python [cheering]
rust [booing]

eater,
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rutte, to random Dutch
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Controlelijst voor volgers:

Volg dit profiel niet. Gewoon.

Niet.

eater,
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@rutte Het Federatie Universum Volger Schandaal van 2024

eater, to random
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pussy so good it comes with its own tax break

eater, to random
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me: computer show me monster inflation

computer: https://cijber.social/@gremlins/112124535398794903

eater, to random
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what did chaos social do?

yassie_j, to random
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I am going to the grocery shop

Y’all want anything?

eater,
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@yassie_j oramge juice

fasterthanlime, to random
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just fat-fingered rust's "drop" function as "dorp" and it's kinda growing on me

eater,
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@fasterthanlime soon it'll be a whole town

natty, to random
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No Steam, my library is not in /etc/ld.so or /var/cache

What

eater,
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@natty /var/cache at least makes some sense

eater, to random
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in a lift in the hospital, an old man just blurted out "all kids these days are named luna"

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