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tef, to random
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do you ever think about how, for years, we used X- or x- in front of experimental or yet to be standardized names, only then to find that the x- prefix had fossilised

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc6648

starshine, to random
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tumblr posts that live in my head rent free

sasha, to random
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gremlins, to random
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"red bull might give me wings, but monster gives me brains to headshot, like BOOM HEADSHOT!!" - @eater 2024

capital, to random
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Microsoft recall is fucking insane.

Recall snapshots are kept on Copilot+ PCs themselves, on the local hard disk, and are protected using data encryption on your device and (if you have Windows 11 Pro or an enterprise Windows 11 SKU) BitLocker.

Your doing what? Microsoft wh-

Recall uses Copilot+ PC advanced processing capabilities to take images of your active screen every few seconds. [...]

[...] The default allocation for Recall on a device with 256 GB will be 25 GB, which can store approximately 3 months of snapshots. [...]

WHAT WHY NO ST-

Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. That data may be in snapshots that are stored on your device, especially when sites do not follow standard internet protocols like cloaking password entry.

Microsoft please... th-the tech support scams... think about what happens if this gets bre-

Recall also does not take snapshots of certain kinds of content, including InPrivate web browsing sessions...

Oh, okay I guess that's san-

...in Microsoft Edge.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It treats material protected with digital rights management (DRM) similarly; like other Windows apps such as the Snipping Tool, Recall will not store DRM content.

Ah, but of course. The DRM is protected...

az, to random
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Microsoft is going all in on this AI stuff. They should make a Twitter account powered by an AI!

kopper, to random

learn your manners, just in case you find yourself around f1 cars

(source video)

kopper, to random

ew ew ew

wxcafe, to random
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"oh system of a down has both very serious and very silly songs haha" no. they have a diverse public and they make music for everyone! both leftists ("why don't presidents fight the wars / why do they always send the poor") and also some that conservatives can still understand ("banana banana banana terracotta terracotta terracotta pie")

kopper, to random
Dee, to random
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i like that there’s a Hades II

ancient Greeks had one, but with modern technology we now have a second

tobi, to random
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nation states dni

holly, to random
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kids these days are talking about final fantasy 14 this and minecraft that. back in my day the game for homosexuals was team 👏 fortress 👏 2 👏

lain, to random
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Mae, to random

Doctor Who is just scp for British people

sam, to random

cute girls called KPN are texting me that I ran out of my 2GB additional daily allowance

18+ hazelnot, to random
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Love being called a "Mozilla shill" by weird Vivaldi stans despite hating that damn company cause I hate Google even more and recommend people to use Firefox cause it's the only usable browser that doesn't use goddamn Chromium as its base 💀

Literally just, ignoring all the arguments for why that's a bad idea and claiming I'm making shit up to defend Mozilla while ignoring all of the counter-points cause "lol you're just a Mozilla worshipping troll", apparently there's absolutely no way for Google to benefit from people using even degoogled versions of Chromium, browser engine monopoly, what's that, that's a made-up conspiracy theory, what's that, no I won't look into what Microsoft did 20-30 years ago to see it's exactly Google's plan

tef, to random
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not to call ai a big woop of nothing but slack absolutely slaughtering any remaining trust they have in order to provide "emoji suggestions" is incredible

tef,
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for context, slack is launching "AI Features" trained on global data

and you can tell it's being launched without purpose as the list of benefits includes "emoji autocomplete"

like

no-one in their right mind would go "so we're going to make every sabox customer panic so slack knows if to use the party hat emoji or the party baloons emoju by default"

davidrevoy, to random
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q66, to random
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normalize motherboards without pcie retention clips

yassie_j, to random
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wxcafe, to random
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hell yeah I love the trans of go ods

Hertog, to random
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Job

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schratze,
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