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artemist, to random German
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they should make factorio but more annoying (power lines have a max current carrying capacity and resistive losses, you can create transformer substations for long-distance 250kV power lines, motors create reactive power)

emily,
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@artemist conveyor belts need power

emily, to random
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no not like that

emily,
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@jacqueline that is one of the words the social networks filter looks for, yes

emily,
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@jacqueline I cannot filter that without too many false positives, but thankfully nobody ever calls twitter that so it doesn't matter

jacqueline, to random
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settling on part-db i think: https://docs.part-db.de/

another win for the php+sqlite community

emily,
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@jacqueline decided to try it after you mentioned it. install process review:

  • 5% of time spent copypasting a block of yaml into my compose.yaml and editing to fit my environment
  • 5% spent copypasting a block in my nginx config to make a new vhost
  • 30% spent utterly distracted because I saw some dumb hacking attempts in my nginx logs and wanted to see what they were doing (answer: trying to download an ARM botnet binary to my AMD64 server through a vulnerability in something it does not have installed; have updated my nginx config to reply to /cgi-bin/* with a gzip bomb)
  • 60% spent arguing with the db migration script over my database supposedly not existing; turns out it was treating sqlite:///path/to/file as a relative path, and in fact wanted four slashes. undecided whether to report this as a bug because it looks like it's probably upstream from part-db but I don't know shit about this ecosystem and don't care to debug it further

9/10, not the worst install process ever

jacqueline, to random
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why does find(1) have such weird-looking arguments. why is it different from everything else. what were they doing

emily,
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@jacqueline because they're not just arguments, they're a whole-ass DSL embedded in argv where all the keywords start with -

Qyriad, to random
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I like the thing where starting a message with @example makes it ambiguous if you started the sentence with a capital letter or not

emily,
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@Qyriad alternate universe where there are lowercase and capital @ and they have subtly different meanings in email addresses

emily,
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@mrconorae @Qyriad there's also the at-for-all symbol, used to mass address all accounts on a domain

emily,
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@mrconorae @Qyriad the code points in the private use area are free, you can just take them

emily,
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@mrconorae @Qyriad you just nerd sniped me into spending almost an hour on this joke, I hope you're happy

emily,
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@dpnash @mrconorae @Qyriad @recursive honestly I didn't have any better jokes for i and j so I intentionally made them identical :)

emily, to random
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it's time for my annual hardware review, in which I iterate through all the categories of devices I really want to give people money for, and see if anyone has made one yet that fulfills my fairly short requirements lists:

  • non-Android non-iOS smartphone that can be bought with the expectation of using it as a handheld communication device and not an OS beta testing device
  • non-cloud robot lawnmower that can handle a nontrivially-sized, US-typical lawn, and is not comically expensive
  • stretch goal (I don't actively want them for any particular reason but I want them to exist and would play with one given the chance): AR/VR devices that are just displays and input devices and not a whole Ecosystem

you may notice I use "non" and "not" a lot in these descriptions. this is because my technology requirements really are largely gathered by looking at things and going "ugh, not that"

emily,
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phones: currently not looking good.

Ubuntu Touch does not support VoLTE, which makes it basically unusable in the US.

PostmarketOS doesn't have a single phone in their compatibility page with fully working camera support.

Purism looks promising from their website but probably moderately janky in practice. I noped away from it when I saw people talking on forums about how to make the phone wake up from sleep on incoming calls.

emily,
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also found this invest-in-startups thing via Purism using them, which says I should consider investing in wine or art (https://www.startengine.com/blog/collectibles/)

I don't know why I find this so funny

emily,
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(at least part of it is because of the mental image of a rich person waking up with a hangover and then panicing because they drank all their Investment Wine last night)

emily,
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things robot lawnmower reviewers care about:

  • did the reviewer like the app
  • making stripes on your lawn
  • avoiding children

things I care about:

  • please do not make me use an app
  • making the grass shorter
  • scaring children away

happy to mod the last one in myself by drawing a scary face on it, if they give me an appropriately large surface to do so on

emily,
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sentences I have found in ebay item listings:

> Get ready to have a perfectly manicured lawn without mentioning its condition in your item description.

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