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fastchicken

@fastchicken@mastodon.nz

Software Engineer. SRE. AWS/Terraform/Typescript/React(Native). Lover of great Coffee. Mountain Bike Enthusiast. Island Dweller. IaC or GTFO.

Profile photo is a peak above the top end of Lake Wakatipu (Queenstown / Glenorchy), taken from a helicopter.

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NoraReed, to random
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bluesky doesn't have a critical mass of people to follow so i keep checking the "what's hot" and it has extremely bad tech brain memes and mostly is about how great it is there, which, when you haven't found it to be that great, is vaguely alienating

fastchicken,
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@NoraReed 100% this.

fastchicken, to random
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If you’re in the South Island and can see the south, you should see the aurora tonight (or right now)

fastchicken,
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And…. Just dropped to kp5. Was kp8.

https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/auroral-activity.html

fastchicken,
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@phil nope. Im on the Island. But I follow people who are

fastchicken, to random
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This weeks Last Week With John Oliver is basically @web3isgreat

fastchicken, to random
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Giving Bluesky a quick try (@fastchicken.bsky.social). I've been spoilt by @dimillian Ice Cubes on here, the Blue Sky iOS app feels.... super budget.

plambrechtsen, to random
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So who is working today. I suspect town will be a ghost town today.

fastchicken,
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@plambrechtsen half day. Flu and covid shot this avo. If the weather is good enough to get off the island

timbray, to random
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OK, this is weird. What happened was, PornHub (world’s largest porn shop?) was acquired by mystery money operating under the name “Ethical Capital Partners” (uh-huh).

Still, nobody knows who the money is, but now this: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/porn-hub-advisory-board-1.6814347?cmp=rss

Not gonna try to summarize.

fastchicken,
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SiouxsieW, to random

In my latest column for stuff, I explain why I recently got a & who else should too. Now bracing myself for a deluge of complaints! https://i.stuff.co.nz/opinion/300858834/siouxsie-wiles-low-immunisation-rates-mean-measles-is-on-the-march

fastchicken,
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@SiouxsieW got mine a few years ago cos I was going to Seattle where they had a big outbreak (which was very adjacent to the people I was working with)

No issues until 2 weeks after when it kicked my arse for 24 hours. I get the same from covid and flu shots (usually the next day)

Guess what I’m doing this afternoon? Anzac Day might be in bed or on the couch… 💉 💉

sdarlington, to random
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I didn’t get the emergency alert on my phone. Does that mean that I’m supposed to perish in the event of a disaster?

fastchicken,
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@sdarlington you are a chosen one. This is the way.

(I get the alerts but no sound. No idea how to enable it)

iangriffin, to random
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Some moonsets are bloody magnificent. Like last night's for example. I was atop Mount John near lake Tekapo and the sky went bonkers! Crepuscular Rays! The moon! The colour!

fastchicken,
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@iangriffin did the CME arrive early enough to see? Ie now?

fastchicken,
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@iangriffin boooo

venzann, to random
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The single biggest concern I have about moving from Welly to Palmy is having to find new doctors for Wife and Mr19.
Every practice is chocca.

We've even considered doing the 2hr commute back to Karori to use current doctors, especially for Wife.

fastchicken,
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@venzann NZ wide problem :(

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iangriffin, to space
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Dome sweet dome for the next few nights 🙂

fastchicken,
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@iangriffin oh. That’s what it looks like in daylight. And without 120kmh wind.

parsley, to random
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My employer, a privately-owned NZ tech company, was bought by a US company recently. Employees got paid out for their stock options, the company will be expanding with new investment, etc.

Yet NZ tech media have completely failed to notice. Bit disappointing considering the amount of coverage companies like Vend got. Maybe we’re just too small or niche?

fastchicken,
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@parsley which one is it?

fastchicken,
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@parsley nice. Well done.

And your right I’ve not seen any press on it. Where’s @juha when you need him.

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